HE'S HACKED MY CAR
HE'S HACKED INTO MY IPOD!! NOW HE KNOWS EVERYTHING I LISTEN TO!
HES HACKING THE INTERNETS!!!
HE NOW CONTROLS THE WEB!
HE'S HACKED INTO MY FINGERS! CAN'T STOP SELF FROM POSTING HILARIOUS COMMENT IN ALL CAPS!
HE HACKED MY SHOE!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
HE'S HACKED INTO AMERICA'S HEARTS!
I'm dissapointed that they went for something as stupid as hacking a car, but didn't go full on retard and make it controllable.
Though I think you have to give them credit for showing internet users willingly killing a guy in 20 mins after being told not to.
This is an almost complete rip-off of a Millennium episode ("The Mikado" if memory serves). Also, HE'S HACKED INTO MY BLADDER!
Its a rip-off of a lot of things, and the chances of it ripping off "Millennium" of all things is pretty low.
I foresee this movie making a glorious soundboard for Ventrilo Harassment.
Mark my words "HE"S HACKED INTO MY CAR!" will bring more than one nerd to impotent tears.
HE HACKED INTO MY MIND!
|HURF BLURF DUH |
HE HACKED INTO MY PEANUT BUTTER! WITH CHOCOLATE!
they film shitty movies here in portland
|Caminante Nocturno |
This would make a kickass double-feature with Cyber Seduction, especially if the movie's villain actually calls himself Anonymous.
|Angel Carver |
He got ALL THE WAY into my wireless network!
Fuck I'm amazed this kind of crap can get funding nowadays.
THEY'VE HACKED INTO THE WRITER'S GUILD AND OBLITERATED ANY KNOWLEDGE OF DNS AND TLD ROUTERS.
HE HACKED INTO MY STEAK!!!
|C. Eloi Marx |
I will only see this movie if it has a scene where someone puts on a VR helmet and gloves to hack into a database. That is my bottom line.
|Binro the Heretic |
I guess they're hoping everyone forgot about that episode of "Homicide: Life on the Street."
Binro the Heretic
Also, when Nice Pete tried to do in Ray and Teodor with that automated knife that collected votes from the Internet.
"They call me crazy, but they can't call me guilty! Not with millions of hands on the blade!"
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Dear Tom Hanks, your son can't act.
That's why we look up to his brother Jim.
|Angel Carver |
IT'S STREAMING LIVE!
LULZ = DEATH
|Zhou Fang |
The evil hacker is actually somebody's facebook profile come to life due to a powersurge though a modem.
Think how many people could become victims of the F5 key.
One of the worst premises for a movie ever. On that note, I'm going to buy it from the DVD lady on the street.
the first one died in 20 minutes the next one will die IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE!!
DON'T GO ONTO THE KILLER WEBSITE THAT KILLS EVERYBODY PEOPLE
OH NO EVERYONE STOP GOING ONTO THAT KILLER WEBSITE HOLY FUCK YOU'RE MURDERING HIM
QUIT BUYING HIS T-SHIRTS AND HIS EGIFTS
Do NOT buy things on the killer's Amazon Wishlist for him, at least. Well not that DVD box set of Sailor Moon, okay?
I saw this for the first time in theaters with a few friends and we all just sort of did a dumb stare afterwards as the reality of this film set in. Sometimes I wonder how videogames and culture can still be portrayed in such unrealistic and archaic ways, then I realize that Hollywood apparently hasn't fully grasped the concept of computers yet.
|Princess v2.1 |
who are you?
I AM LEGION
why are you doing this?
I AM DOING THIS... FOR THE LULZ
|Michael Houser |
Movie computers function inversely to real-world computers. Back in 'Weird Science' days, a computer system could make a REAL WOMAN out of a Barbie Doll. Nowadays, they are portrayed as the playgrounds of madmen and misanthropes. Which is ... oh. Nevermind.
haven't you ever seen sharon stone's cooter? where have you been?
Someplace much happier and psychologically healthy than the rest of us.
HE'S DOWNLOADED THE MAINFRAME AND REBOOTED MY FIREWALL!
Sweet flying Buddha. I went to the website, it was pretty fucking awesome. It required me to complete several tasks in order to "shut down one of his mirror sites".
One of these tasks was "hacking a password" which was what most of us refer to as the children's game "hangman". As retarded as this was, it became mind blowingly hilarous when I quickly came to the realization that the secret word was "untraceable". The other tasks are just as funny. Also, it's a screamer, and a lame one at that.
|Big Muddy |
The MILF has been compromised REPEAT The MILF has been compromised.
|Uncle Fister |
HACKER'S SAPPIN MY SANDWICH!
/b/ the movie.
He's hacked into my car and now the radio plays nothing but that numa numa kid, fuck!
He's hacked into my wireless network and now my desktop is a picture of a a guy with an afro telling me the pool's closed!
He's hacked into the FBI's criminal database and replaced the 10 most wanted with lolis!
"He died in 20 minutes. The next one will die in seconds."
Well, I bet the guy who died in 20 minutes would really envy the next guy then, since he didn't have to suffer. If you don't visit the murder website you're just prolonging someone's agony! Go there now and hit refresh 600 times!
ANONYMOUS Vs THE PARTYVAN SOCCERMOM
|Pie Boy |
I think there's been a gross misunderstanding.
"They can catch any criminal with the push of a button..."
Except, ya know, the ones who don't use the Internet.
First Suberbia now this. I'm liking this new trend of summarizing entire lame thrillers, scene by scene, in chronological order.
Firewall was even sillier: starring a remote controlled car toy that jammed every electronic device within 10 miles every time you pushed forward.
|Geoff Marr |
"Busy night for the bad guys?"
"Even busier night for us!"
HE HACKED INTO A SLIM JIM!
I come back to this entry every so often just to giggle at the comments.
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