Enjoy
Very goody

mouser
No faster than KITH submissions.

Still, this one was good.

Someone needs to wipe his DNA from the gene pool though.

Cinnamon Imperialist
Because it's funny and we're not such self-conscious twats that we automatically hate everything that's popular outside of our corner of the internet?

jaunch
It's weird & funny. Exactly what one expects to find on poetv. A better question is why wasn't it here already?

dead_cat
I'm pretty sure the long version is on here somewhere.

Testicles of Doom
The Earth is millions of years old, and it's pretty cool.

I mean, you enjoy living on it, don't you?

andru strange
how old are you?