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Desc:It beheads turkeys
Category:Military, Horror
Tags:turkey, Guillotine, !!!, headshot, behead
Submitted:Cinnamon Imperialist
Date:01/19/08
Views:9701
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Comment count is 49
kingarthur - 2008-01-19
CUT HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF, BABY! UNNH! SMOKIN! JOE! FRASER! OOOOOHHHH!
Unnervingly orgasmic.
Pie Boy - 2008-02-26
"I smoke on the mic like smokin' Joe Fraser/the hellraiser/raisin' hell with the flavor/terrorize your jam like troops in Pakistan/swingin' through your town like your neighborhood Spider-Man"

ZawBanjito - 2008-01-19
May this clip will last for a thousand years, and be a historical record for our age!
revdrew - 2008-01-19
I was hoping for a tiny flying guillotine, but this is still pretty good.
Binro the Heretic - 2008-01-19
While I'm all for hunters killing animals quickly and humanely, this seems like it has more potential for grievously wounding animals and leaving them to die slow painful deaths.
zatojones - 2008-01-19
Awesome and probably a much more humane way to bow hunt turkeys
Killer Joe - 2008-01-20
"YOU RICH BASTARDS ARE SO HUNG UP ON YOUR GODDAMN DECORUM YOU FORGET WHAT MATTERS!"

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-05-30
Killer Joe just won the award for Best Referential Comment here.

Goofy Gorilla - 2008-01-19
The visceral terror of seeing a device routinely explode the head a creature at range is worth five stars. The episode in the middle(where we see the turkey try to mount the decoy) is the best in that the imminent violent death of the animal paired with the slow and cautious approach creates a palpable suspense made of grisly expectation and dramatic irony.
mouser - 2008-01-19
My thoughts exactly, thought I'd have worded it as

"Woah fuck!"

Albuquerque Halsey - 2008-01-19
!!!
TeenerTot - 2008-01-19
I agree that maybe if you're a good shot, it's a less painful experience for the bird. But the hard-ons these guys are obviously getting from the experience deeply disturbs me.
mantang0 - 2008-01-19
Somewhere someone is whacking off watching this. :(
robotkarateman - 2008-01-20
Which pushes my 3 star vote to a 5 star vote.

Wonko the Sane - 2008-01-19
GREAT JOB COMMANDER SCALLOCK
Blaise - 2008-01-19
I agree with Binro, lots of room for non-fatal injuries.

There is a reason why Hunters/Cops shoot for the chest and not the head.

Still fucking awesome though.
Aubrey McFate - 2008-01-19
-1:24 to -1:04 - Pretty goddamn disturbing
baleen - 2008-01-19


These men fuck each other. In the butts.
RockBolt - 2008-01-19
-0:18, I suspect were missing some footage there
andru strange - 2008-01-19
oh god... i've got the hugest murder-boner right now...
gron - 2008-01-19
just ain't right to behead something mid-coitus.
oogaBooga - 2008-06-23
How many times do you get to say that and MEAN it? Seriously. Thanks, poe!

Olaf the Unspeakable - 2008-01-19
Creeeeeepy
Caminante Nocturno - 2008-01-19
They're going to base a Law & Order: SVU episode off of these guys someday.
FABIO2 - 2008-01-19
It's not the killing animals for food that makes me hate hunters, but their love of live action bestiality snuff.
zatojones - 2008-01-20
What do you want them to do? Get teary eyed and hug afterwards?

FABIO2 - 2008-01-25
Zato fucks animal corpses for fun.

glasseye - 2008-01-20
Deeply disturbing.
Walt Henderson - 2008-01-20
"So, what's a nice hen like you doing in a place like thi–"
davinciclone - 2008-01-21
Holy shit. Turkeyneck mountain.
athodyd - 2008-01-21
Best music ever.
sparklefatty - 2008-03-13
This reminds me. I haven't killed anything in a while. Maybe this weekend.
Camonk - 2008-03-25
They stress the ethics of this--and then the dude kills a turkey who's about to get his bone on. C'mon, man, that ain't ethical.
Jeff Fries - 2008-03-26
These men dress like ninjas and hide at a distance under a camouflaged tent so they can decapitate a bird.
Wonko the Sane - 2009-04-30
The second the ninja cap comes off, the ball cap is put on.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-03-29
Holy shit.
Jaguar Wong - 2008-04-21
This is probably the closest "The Master of the Flying Guillotine" will ever come to being a reality.

Who is the One-Armed Boxer in all of this?
rev.dinosaur - 2008-05-20
Why does one turkey getting it's head removed by a projectile not bother the other turkeys?

Also; heavy breathing/laughing?
mysterycar - 2008-05-25
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I don't think I like this
gambol - 2008-07-25
Wow. It really sounds like they are rubbing one out while doing this.
Hooper_X - 2008-08-28
I made the critical mistake of watching this video while there was construction being done nearby. Every time a turkey lost its head, I could hear a distinct THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! from the nailguns in the background and it made this WAY creepier.
Rape Van Winkle - 2009-01-05
More blood plz thanks.
Genghis the gerbil - 2009-01-18
For some reason this made me think of the ripper in UT.
Mobile Suit Goddamn - 2009-02-25
Well...at least it's a free-range turkey...
soggy - 2009-03-10
I have never cum so hard!!!!
kingofthenothing - 2009-03-26
And here I thought "Master of the Flying Guillotine" was just a cheesy kung fu movie with hollywood physics.
Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-05-04
Man, I was doing archery wrong all those years.
Lauritz Melchior - 2010-02-08
An accurate use of the "headshot" tag.
Wombles - 2010-09-05
All aesthetics and fucking creepy commentary aside, this is really a good invention.
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