They've had velcro bras forever. See also: velcro panties. If you weren't so busy nailing all those country club broads on the backs of the working man, you'd know this, Mr. Park Avenue.

Sounded like he paused a second to make up a name. "Hello. My name is... Jacob"

In SA do you shower right after you put on a condom? When does the sex happen?

No, he's taking that dildo into the shower with him

I'm pretty sure that's a reference to a real thing that happened in South Africa. People thought showers would protect them from STDs, etc.

Maybe "Shower Time" is slang for "Fucking Time" in certain parts of Africa.

Yes, that is a damn good idea.