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Desc:News clip about a neighborhood prank. This reporter is a true hero.
Category:Classic TV Clips
Tags:Jesus, ransom, weiner, poopie
Submitted:davinciclone
Date:01/22/08
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Screwtape

If there is one place that a concrete jesus is safe, its your own yard. My world is shattered too lady.
Cheese
Christ, was this the slowest news day in the last 900 years or what?

also: wiener poopie poopie from your wieners
svraz
it wasn't ........
it wasn't
frau_eva
Apparently I'm not an adult because I put a line over my J's. If I had a good job and mouths to feed, I obviously wouldn't have time to waste putting a single line over a letter. What a terrible view of the future.
rev.dinosaur
Apparently I'm not an adult because "weiner poopie" made me giggle like a bitch.

Xenocide
Young people are always deeply concerned with dog crap on their lawns, too.

fluffy
WIENER POOPIE WIENER POOPIE

Comatose2
If you look closer you'll see she was talking about the multiple lines around the word Jesus that give it that glowing effect. A halo, some might say. But not me.

davinciclone
They look like quote marks to me, implying that it's not actually Jesus. Nonbelievers get weiner poopie in their yards.

KnowFuture
If laughing at "weiner poopie" is wrong I don't wanna be right.

chairsforcheap
no the lines she's talking about are kind of like rays of light.

Caminante Nocturno
I remember this movie. Mel Gibson played the old woman, right?
Dinky Patterson
Yeah, that was Concrete Jesus. At the end the front lawn of the kidnappers collapsed and they drowned in the cesspool. Concrete Jesus was returned to his rightful place and the weiners once again pooped wherever they wanted to.

kingofthenothing
No, no, you're thinking about the one with Dolph Lundgren, where the ninja guys come down on ropes and kickbox the old lady and then make off with the Jesus statue in their Yakuza helicopter.

I'll admit, Dolph Lundgren playing an old woman was a bit of stretch, especially during the training for revenge and learning to get back the killer instinct by a crazy old drunk man. That might have been Mel Gibson. I think the move was called Poopie Justice: The Quest For The Icon, and there might have been a prequel but I didn't see it.

Roachbud
And refering to weiner poopie, my gosh.
NoCode
I wish I could know how many takes the reporter had to do to get through the sound bite without cracking up.
Menudo con queso
He just justified every last dime he spent on his journalism degree with that one line.

CaptainFun
Oh Mylanta
Udderdude
ANTI-CHRISTIAN TERRORISTS DEMAND POOP CLEANUP. Film at 11.
William Burns
It wasn't...

*Dramatic pause*

... It wasn't.
baleen


I love america.
boner
P.S. Weiner Poopie

RockBolt
"It must be someone young, there are lines over the J's, no adult would waste their time doing that"

Get this woman an honorary detectives badge
boner
Old people like to play Matlock!

FABIO2
ENHANCE

KillerGazebo
Can a cement Jesus statue really be considered an "heirloom"?
Also, hooray for video #30000!
Hooper_X
30000 GET

(and could it have happened to a more deserving video? this shit is Essence of POETV. A retarded news story that turns out to be a prank, Jesus, dog turds, a crazy old lady, quotable to boot. This is up there with the Alabama Leprechaun.)

Old_Zircon
Those weiner dogs are pretty obese.
Kibblesmith
And don't you forget it.
athodyd
Weiner poopie upsets us dearly.

PS: man I don't know if I approve of this action because fat little dachshunds are the best thing ever and can legally do no wrong
nocash
clean up the poopie from your weiners, America!
Testicles of Doom
I like that she claims that she has cleaned up every pile since the complaint, as her defense. Is it impossible that one of her four shitting dogs escaped her watchful eye?
Rodents of Unusual Size
I see an entire newsroom full of laughing, weeping employees.
Charon
The best laugh I've had in a week.
robotkarateman
My gosh.
dead_cat
And if I ever start a band, it will be called Weiner Poopie Ransom Note for Jesus.
fluffy
WEINWE POOPIWEE
dead_cat
http://www.wzzm13.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=86444

Jesus was returned soon after the video was made. It turns out it was a prank carried out by a granddaughter - the crazy old Wiener Lady over-reacted and got the police and news station involved.
Keefu
Good evening Mr. President, Members of Congress.

I bring you news of the utmost importance:

At 8 am this morning Jesus was kidnapped.

Due to wiener poopie.
Hooper_X
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Jesus from the pooping weiners?

j lzrd / swift idiot
That was the best thing!
oogaBooga
Wiener poopie. A hee hee hee hee!
RomancingTrain
This is some kind of Japanese fetish video, right?
Shotgun Jackson
OMG this is gold!! I'm dying here... Bravo Jesus statue nappers... Bravo...
revdrew
I miss Scatmaster Rama.
keinsignal
:D
Bozo
This is the best thing ever.
phalsebob
If Concrete Jesus were real Weiner dogs would poop actual weiners complete with your favourite condiments.
tamago
In the last frame, it looks like that reporter is stifling a laugh.
plug
I'm going to cancel the rapture unless somebody cleans-up the gum under this chair. Thousands of faithful will perish needlessly if my demands are not met.
tgn1412
Feat. Maria Bamford's mother.
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