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Comment count is 51
Screwtape - 2008-01-22

If there is one place that a concrete jesus is safe, its your own yard. My world is shattered too lady.

Cheese - 2008-01-22

Christ, was this the slowest news day in the last 900 years or what?

also: wiener poopie poopie from your wieners

svraz - 2008-01-22

it wasn't ........
it wasn't

frau_eva - 2008-01-22

Apparently I'm not an adult because I put a line over my J's. If I had a good job and mouths to feed, I obviously wouldn't have time to waste putting a single line over a letter. What a terrible view of the future.

rev.dinosaur - 2008-01-22

Apparently I'm not an adult because "weiner poopie" made me giggle like a bitch.

Xenocide - 2008-01-22

Young people are always deeply concerned with dog crap on their lawns, too.

fluffy - 2008-01-22


Comatose2 - 2008-01-22

If you look closer you'll see she was talking about the multiple lines around the word Jesus that give it that glowing effect. A halo, some might say. But not me.

davinciclone - 2008-01-23

They look like quote marks to me, implying that it's not actually Jesus. Nonbelievers get weiner poopie in their yards.

KnowFuture - 2008-03-22

If laughing at "weiner poopie" is wrong I don't wanna be right.

chairsforcheap - 2008-04-25

no the lines she's talking about are kind of like rays of light.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-01-22

I remember this movie. Mel Gibson played the old woman, right?

Dinky Patterson - 2008-01-22

Yeah, that was Concrete Jesus. At the end the front lawn of the kidnappers collapsed and they drowned in the cesspool. Concrete Jesus was returned to his rightful place and the weiners once again pooped wherever they wanted to.

kingofthenothing - 2009-01-31

No, no, you're thinking about the one with Dolph Lundgren, where the ninja guys come down on ropes and kickbox the old lady and then make off with the Jesus statue in their Yakuza helicopter.

I'll admit, Dolph Lundgren playing an old woman was a bit of stretch, especially during the training for revenge and learning to get back the killer instinct by a crazy old drunk man. That might have been Mel Gibson. I think the move was called Poopie Justice: The Quest For The Icon, and there might have been a prequel but I didn't see it.

Roachbud - 2008-01-22

And refering to weiner poopie, my gosh.

NoCode - 2008-01-22

I wish I could know how many takes the reporter had to do to get through the sound bite without cracking up.

Menudo con queso - 2008-01-25

He just justified every last dime he spent on his journalism degree with that one line.

CaptainFun - 2008-01-22

Oh Mylanta

Udderdude - 2008-01-22


William Burns - 2008-01-22

It wasn't...

*Dramatic pause*

... It wasn't.

baleen - 2008-01-22

I love america.

boner - 2008-01-22

P.S. Weiner Poopie

RockBolt - 2008-01-22

"It must be someone young, there are lines over the J's, no adult would waste their time doing that"

Get this woman an honorary detectives badge

boner - 2008-01-22

Old people like to play Matlock!

FABIO2 - 2008-05-22


KillerGazebo - 2008-01-23

Can a cement Jesus statue really be considered an "heirloom"?
Also, hooray for video #30000!

Hooper_X - 2008-11-30

30000 GET

(and could it have happened to a more deserving video? this shit is Essence of POETV. A retarded news story that turns out to be a prank, Jesus, dog turds, a crazy old lady, quotable to boot. This is up there with the Alabama Leprechaun.)

Old_Zircon - 2008-01-23

Those weiner dogs are pretty obese.

Kibblesmith - 2008-01-23

And don't you forget it.

athodyd - 2008-01-23

Weiner poopie upsets us dearly.

PS: man I don't know if I approve of this action because fat little dachshunds are the best thing ever and can legally do no wrong

nocash - 2008-01-23

clean up the poopie from your weiners, America!

Testicles of Doom - 2008-01-24

I like that she claims that she has cleaned up every pile since the complaint, as her defense. Is it impossible that one of her four shitting dogs escaped her watchful eye?

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-01-27

I see an entire newsroom full of laughing, weeping employees.

Charon - 2008-01-28

The best laugh I've had in a week.

robotkarateman - 2008-01-28

My gosh.

dead_cat - 2008-04-07

And if I ever start a band, it will be called Weiner Poopie Ransom Note for Jesus.

fluffy - 2008-06-01


dead_cat - 2008-06-22


Jesus was returned soon after the video was made. It turns out it was a prank carried out by a granddaughter - the crazy old Wiener Lady over-reacted and got the police and news station involved.

Keefu - 2008-09-19

Good evening Mr. President, Members of Congress.

I bring you news of the utmost importance:

At 8 am this morning Jesus was kidnapped.

Due to wiener poopie.

Hooper_X - 2009-03-14

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Jesus from the pooping weiners?

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-10-07

That was the best thing!

oogaBooga - 2008-10-12

Wiener poopie. A hee hee hee hee!

RomancingTrain - 2008-11-12

This is some kind of Japanese fetish video, right?

Shotgun Jackson - 2008-12-16

OMG this is gold!! I'm dying here... Bravo Jesus statue nappers... Bravo...

revdrew - 2008-12-28

I miss Scatmaster Rama.

keinsignal - 2009-04-16


Bozo - 2009-05-11

This is the best thing ever.

phalsebob - 2009-05-26

If Concrete Jesus were real Weiner dogs would poop actual weiners complete with your favourite condiments.

tamago - 2009-08-01

In the last frame, it looks like that reporter is stifling a laugh.

plug - 2009-10-21

I'm going to cancel the rapture unless somebody cleans-up the gum under this chair. Thousands of faithful will perish needlessly if my demands are not met.

tgn1412 - 2013-08-16

Feat. Maria Bamford's mother.

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