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Jeff Fries - 2008-01-27

Minus two for no steam

doc duodenum - 2008-01-28

I agree with the above. No spot-cleaning action. Three stars.

Jeff Fries - 2008-01-29

In the preview image it even looks like he's dragging it into a steam room.

Triggerbaby - 2008-01-27

-3 stars because your title promises a carpet-steaming operation run by racoons, and the video did not goddamn deliver.

delicatessen - 2008-01-27

He actually took it out to get it steamed, then brought it back.

Albuquerque Halsey - 2008-01-27

Steam the Popes' doormat, make sweet love to it, and give it back!

Chalkdust - 2009-04-26



Lauritz Melchior - 2008-01-27

He just has a speech impediment. I mean, come on. This raccoon is fucking awesome! How could you not five-star it even if you expected a video of raccoons herding cattle?!

IrishWhiskey - 2008-01-27

Its all fun and games until he steals their VCR and spends it on drug money.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-01-27

A million stars

love - 2008-01-27

oh, the plans he has for that mat.

mouser - 2008-01-27


TinManic - 2008-01-27


Caminante Nocturno - 2008-01-28


fluffy - 2008-01-27

The new Sly Cooper's plots have gotten somewhat bizarre.

fluffy - 2008-01-27

Oops, forgot to set a rating.

Dr. Zaius - 2008-01-29

that's rabies for you.

takewithfood - 2008-01-27

I submitted this same video without music months ago, but it died in the hopper. I will admit: the music makes all the difference.

Aernaroth2 - 2008-01-27

Verminous or not, you can't help but respect the natural kleptomaniac ability of these guys.

13.5 - 2008-01-28

I like it better without the music, because it's actually going in there for food, gets scared off by the people whispering, and decides on the way out: "Well, as long as I'm here I might as well take this thing."

waxeater - 2008-01-28

But can he steam a mean ham?

Spike Jonez - 2008-01-28

Oddly enough, I read this as "steals" until I read the comments. Normally things like that don't get by me. +5 for the nite-vision eyeballs that raccoons don't seem to use anyway because they grope around like me without my glasses in the dark.

13.5 - 2008-01-28

Funny thing about that: in the wild, raccoons catch fish with their forepaws. They're heavily nearsighted and have much more of their brains devoted to processing information from their forepaws than any other sensory organ.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-09-13

What the hell did they do to the little guys to find that out :(

svraz - 2008-01-28


Cap'n Profan!ty - 2008-01-28

fucking expected him to spray the rug, like the couple had been trying to track down JESUS CHRIST WHAT'S THAT SMELL

hentaiwolf - 2008-01-28

So, when I was a kid, I once heard something in our garage. It kept making noise so I decided to go see what it was. It wouldn't have been out of the ordinary for it to be a raccoon, since we lived in an area with lots of woods, but I didn't expect what I ended up discovering. I opened up the garage, and I saw one...two...three...several raccoons in the garage. But that wasn't what freaked me out. I turned around, and two more raccoons were sitting on my driveway, watching me. That still just freaks me out. I left garage open so they could get out, and of course, by morning they were gone.

baleen - 2008-01-28

And now you have your own account at furrymuck. Thanks for sharing.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-01-28

I guess those two letters are close enough on the keyboard to make it an honest mistake.

Cube - 2008-01-28

"I'm taking this. Seriously, I'm taking this. I ain't coming in, but I'm taking the mat. Don't try anything."

Hooper_X - 2008-01-28

Aw, man. That doormat really tied the room together.

MYNAME - 2008-01-28

Good one, Dude.

Cleaner82 - 2008-12-27

Shut the fuck up Myname!

FatFatuousNation - 2008-01-28

"PlushJake," huh? We don't like furries around these parts.

RockBolt - 2008-01-28

I can get some money for this

Ersatz - 2008-01-28

That raccoon figured out the dog door about 2.5 months faster than my buddy's dog did.

The God of Biscuits - 2008-01-28

He took it to the Stanley Steemer right there!

Binro the Heretic - 2008-01-28

"The last time they moved me, they took my doormat, but Ken says I'm supposed to have a doormat so I'm just gonna take a doormat and if they take my doormat again, I'll set the building on fire."

Dr. Zaius - 2008-01-29

Needs a "Worse Animals" tag.

bacon cookie - 2008-02-01

The masked steamer!

mcsancherson - 2008-03-11

best animal

Genghis the gerbil - 2008-03-25

'coons are larceny personified.

RandomFerret - 2008-05-11

That is the most racist thing I've ever heard.

Lies, lies, LIES! - 2008-12-27

Raccoons: Nature's Little Bastards.

And Then Explosions - 2009-09-19

For the longest time I refused to watch this because I assumed it was a raccoon taking a massive dump on someone's welcome mat.

tamago - 2010-05-07

I love the "What the hell?" at the end.

thebaronsdoctor - 2011-01-04

I favorite this not for the video, but for the comments

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