Babies Ate My Dingo His moustache makes it truly disturbing. Well, that and the muttering. I like 'em brawny, but not creepy mustachioed brawny.
Atomic Powered Jack-O-Lantern Too much mustache. And he's obviously got something stimulating his prostate at the time of filming. I say this because his exterior genitals are way too steroid-shrunk to do anything with.
KnowFuture 5 stars for the coders at video.break.com for including a thing in the time bar that lets you know when the (in this case, horrifying) clip will be over.