What kind of fucked-up world do we live in where the YouTube muscleheads are as repulsive as the fatties?

Right now I'm making a face like someone's sticking an old gymsock in my nose.

Did I just watch a man pinch his own nipples?

Confidence.

Enjoy belts another one out of the park.

He reminds me of that old guy who tries to demonstrate his chi.

Dear god. KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM PLEASE.

Put on pants with a single belt suspender and go fight crime. METRO CITY NEEDS YOU.

THINKIN BOUT DOODZ

His moustache makes it truly disturbing. Well, that and the muttering. I like 'em brawny, but not creepy mustachioed brawny.

Too much mustache. And he's obviously got something stimulating his prostate at the time of filming. I say this because his exterior genitals are way too steroid-shrunk to do anything with.

5 stars for the coders at video.break.com for including a thing in the time bar that lets you know when the (in this case, horrifying) clip will be over.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU FILM THIS.
IS THIS GAY PORN?

im so fucking disturbed that i know this is Dan Pecman aka Nipman.


i guess i'm gay.

He's like some mustached Danzig with that neck up corpse complexion.

This guy would eat that midget Goronchev for breakfast in a fight and an ego-jerk-off-athon

He's proud of his huge nipples.

He strokes his own breasts. And THEN pinches his own nipples. This is the point that caused me to lol.

When I first saw this on Somethingawful I wondered how long it would take to end up here.

A twenty-inch neck is something to be proud of?

Almost positive he's jerking off at some point in this video.

He has contracted with the Raelians to make a clone of himself that he can have sex with. I am absolutely positive of this.

59 seconds was not nearly long enough for me to masturbate to this video.

Though it seems it was long enough for him

Dude is obviously a homosexual

I masterbated so hard to this I pulled a muscle in my neck.

'Now if only I could get a boner..'

This is really one of the videos that defines this place. Not in a promising light, mind. I mean it's a really horrible dictionary.

WTFH is this shit ! .... he's fucking himself ....BLARGH... horrifying me the idea of where is he sitting on ....
it makes me think in all those showing off muscleheads do the same in their intimacy... CREEPY

five for the poe user name ... so appropriate for this video