Aelric 
the thing that really makes is her grinning yes-man
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Randroid
Some people's concept of anything is pretty messed up.
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The Great Hippo
I absolutely feel for the guy with the bug-eyes who is constantly nodding.
It's like his flight-or-fight response just kicked in. "Maybe if I wear this shit-eating grin and just keep nodding she won't eat me OH GOD SHE'S TALKING ABOUT JESUS CODE RED CODE RED".
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kingarthur
Her grinning yes man made me weep openly with laughter. That image combined with my lack of sleep and Mardi Gras hangover just sent me over the fucking edge. I want an animated gif of that guy.
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kingarthur Seriously, I'm sitting here at 6:15 in the a.m., chuckling maniacally in the dark, trying not to wake the rest of the house up while nursing a beer.
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mouser
"Death promotes staying the same."
Now THAT is the essence.
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Xenocide I would like to know what kind of promotional team death has, because they're not doing a very good job. I wasn't even aware death had put a campaign together.
It's not like it needs to advertise anyway, it's got excellent numbers across all demographics.
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zatojones
Don't be fooled by this crazy man. Austin isn't that bad
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Billy Buttsex If it's filled with hippies like she said, then it is!
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zatojones More college kids and wannabe gutter punks than hippies really
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Aelric i recently befriended a girl from austin. all she ever talked about was austin and coke. pretty soon, it was just coke. then she moved back to austin. i guess i gotta agree, austin seems pretty awful.
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Nyms Lives!
"dis dayne if that's a good word."
No, two words, neither of them good.
And 4 stars for the "thinking=BAD" refrain but it looses a star for no righteous shouting.
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Caminante Nocturno
"Austin is metropolitan!" Duck Noise!
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Roachbud
Stuff like this makes me glad I grew up on the East Coast
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Crucifried
Austin is a great city, and this just makes it better.
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robotkarateman
"Get a job in a stinking hellhole of sin" used to be Monster.com's local ad spot for Austin.
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Smellvin
Good job overcoming your intellect, lady!
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IrishWhiskey
I get that she thinks intellectualism is evil. Makes sense. What I don't get is how she rationalizes "Big metropolitan city = staying the same" and "Fundamentalism = change"
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oregano
The only stinking hellhole of sin I see is the state capitol building.
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CornOnTheCabre
"...Disdain, if that's a good word."
Sorry lady, I wouldn't know, I gave up on intellectualism.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
I like that her response to people who want to be open minded is to get a job.
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Xenocide
But what kind of stinking hellhole is it?
...Of SIN? Oh, fuck.
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athodyd
"Oh, with Jesus. Makes sense, makes sense."
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Charon
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2228/2259857705_39ae656a3e_o.gif
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Paranatural
Sounds like I need to move to Austin
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j lzrd / swift idiot
"... the Intellectual Spirit is so strong here in Austin that it's just... overWHELMING!"
Keep pushing these people, Intelligent Texanites! We will win this battle for progress; another stepping-stone for us to get back on the track of BETTERMENT!!
Thank goodness for Austin. I have a friend who lives there. If they get hurt because of hate, and I hear about it, he is the kind of friend I would drive from CA to TX and revenge-rape an asshole for. Seriously. I'd drive down and fist a jackass Texan if I heard he screwed with my favorite Washingtonian emmigree.
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lucienpsinger
Gerard Depardieu agrees.
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Wombles
Thank you lady, for explaining better than anyone that Austin != most of the rest of Texas. It gets tiresome trying to explain that you live on an island of the present in a sea of America 50 years in the past.
Also, don't think she knows what metropolitan means.
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Bozo
Texan accents fill me with anger
Stupidity fills me with anger
Obnoxious theists fill me with anger
....FFFUUUUUUUCCCCK!
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