the thing that really makes is her grinning yes-man
Some people's concept of anything is pretty messed up.
|The Great Hippo |
I absolutely feel for the guy with the bug-eyes who is constantly nodding.
It's like his flight-or-fight response just kicked in. "Maybe if I wear this shit-eating grin and just keep nodding she won't eat me OH GOD SHE'S TALKING ABOUT JESUS CODE RED CODE RED".
Her grinning yes man made me weep openly with laughter. That image combined with my lack of sleep and Mardi Gras hangover just sent me over the fucking edge. I want an animated gif of that guy.
Seriously, I'm sitting here at 6:15 in the a.m., chuckling maniacally in the dark, trying not to wake the rest of the house up while nursing a beer.
"Death promotes staying the same."
Now THAT is the essence.
I would like to know what kind of promotional team death has, because they're not doing a very good job. I wasn't even aware death had put a campaign together.
It's not like it needs to advertise anyway, it's got excellent numbers across all demographics.
Don't be fooled by this crazy man. Austin isn't that bad
If it's filled with hippies like she said, then it is!
More college kids and wannabe gutter punks than hippies really
i recently befriended a girl from austin. all she ever talked about was austin and coke. pretty soon, it was just coke. then she moved back to austin. i guess i gotta agree, austin seems pretty awful.
|Nyms Lives! |
"dis dayne if that's a good word."
No, two words, neither of them good.
And 4 stars for the "thinking=BAD" refrain but it looses a star for no righteous shouting.
|Caminante Nocturno |
"Austin is metropolitan!" Duck Noise!
Stuff like this makes me glad I grew up on the East Coast
Austin is a great city, and this just makes it better.
"Get a job in a stinking hellhole of sin" used to be Monster.com's local ad spot for Austin.
Good job overcoming your intellect, lady!
I get that she thinks intellectualism is evil. Makes sense. What I don't get is how she rationalizes "Big metropolitan city = staying the same" and "Fundamentalism = change"
The only stinking hellhole of sin I see is the state capitol building.
"...Disdain, if that's a good word."
Sorry lady, I wouldn't know, I gave up on intellectualism.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I like that her response to people who want to be open minded is to get a job.
But what kind of stinking hellhole is it?
...Of SIN? Oh, fuck.
"Oh, with Jesus. Makes sense, makes sense."
Sounds like I need to move to Austin
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
"... the Intellectual Spirit is so strong here in Austin that it's just... overWHELMING!"
Keep pushing these people, Intelligent Texanites! We will win this battle for progress; another stepping-stone for us to get back on the track of BETTERMENT!!
Thank goodness for Austin. I have a friend who lives there. If they get hurt because of hate, and I hear about it, he is the kind of friend I would drive from CA to TX and revenge-rape an asshole for. Seriously. I'd drive down and fist a jackass Texan if I heard he screwed with my favorite Washingtonian emmigree.
Gerard Depardieu agrees.
Thank you lady, for explaining better than anyone that Austin != most of the rest of Texas. It gets tiresome trying to explain that you live on an island of the present in a sea of America 50 years in the past.
Also, don't think she knows what metropolitan means.
Texan accents fill me with anger
Stupidity fills me with anger
Obnoxious theists fill me with anger
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