This just keeps on going and it gets better. Don't pussy out... You can make it...
|Ahriman the Creepy Lurker |
Oh man, the second song is even better, and then the keyboard solo...this gift just keeps on giving.
The first kid is a dupe for sure, but hot damn the rest of it sure isn't.
I'm surprised because the guy who took this clip burnt it off his own tapes from public access. are you sure it's a dupe?
I've definitely seen it somewhere before....so, I'm thinking probably not on POE, which is amazing.
Now that think about it, it might have been SA or something like that.
That was my first thought, too. George Bush, not I've seen this before.
This is one of the most evil things you people have ever made me watch. FUCK.
Oh my fucking god, the accents. OH MY FUCKING GOD, THE KEYBOARD. I once got fired cuz I wouldn't pray like this at work.
Fired for not praying? So youre a millionaire now, correct? Unless theres something i dont understand about our legal system.
|Frank Rizzo |
I called the number and asked the recording machine to cure my gangrene ridden foot.
hopefully he will call me back.
Ha ha, I felt bad for laughing at the keyboard part, but it was so awesome. That bad note and the way he shakes his head...priceless.
I just noticed the "Gospel Musician" title underneath his name. Amen! God bless America!
Is there some rule that cable access shows can only have potted trees as set dressing?
|Billy Buttsex |
Are you guys such horrible, atheistic faggots that you seriously think that kids singing songs about America and people praising God are things to make fun of? You've gotta be kidding me. I'd hate to see wherever you live, because it's probably full of shitty scenesters, trannies, scarf-wearing communists and Ted Kennedy.
I'm sorry Billy, we didn't realize you were the off-key kid in the rhinestone flag suit. We're sure you did your best.
Allow me to answer your question: Yes.
Where is this land you speak of? It's not the Bay Area is it? Cuz I can't afford to live there.
still not sure if you're stupid or a troll billy. keep up the good work.
HAHA! You guys caught me! I'm a troll!
There's no way that anyone could be stupid enough to love America, praise God, or have family values. Now back to "It's okay to be gay!"
Because ATHEIST FAGGOT HUURFF BLUURF TED KENNEDY is a sign of purely rational and evenhanded thought
You're right. Because anyone who takes a stance against or doesn't appreciate Atheists, fags, or Ted Kennedy isn't being rational.
Mr Pennywhistle- like not being an alcoholic and thinking 9/11 wasn't that cool?
Yes, Billy, it's America and God that we hate, not the arrogant, self-righteous, ignorance that accompany the people who are usually the ones who blindly follow those two things.
So you love America, but hate most of the people who love America? Wouldn't that be, like MOST OF AMERICA?? Totally makes sense. Hippie.
I said "blindly follow" as in the "America, love it or leave it" crowd. I can't speak specifically for these people but if you're dressing your children like that, I can imagine they'd have the same reaction you did to any sort of criticism of America. You see? It's not so hard to figure out. Knuckle-dragger.
"Criticism"? What is there to "criticize", about America? Mr Senator, you seem to be implying that there are Very Bad Things being done in this great nation of ours, that America isn't all it's cracked up to be. That it needs to be put in it's place, taken down a notch or two. That maybe we AREN'T the best nation on Earth. Are we?
If you hate America, just say so.
Senator, you America-hating commie, you've gotta realize that you can't take Billy and Homer on by yourself, so go and find all your friends from The View and maybe we can continue this conversation later.
Well that explains part of your stupidity, at least.
The universe was created by the mystical farts of a pink invisible space unicorn. Duh.
'I used to try to drink everything there was in the world.'
When I read this comment I got really excited, hoping one of the kids would sing this line.
|Rabid Vegan |
I can't make it all the way through. I need a drink.
Was that woman's dress made of pink and purple foil?
|Jeff Fries |
God I bet that first kid smells like vinegar
And I'm proud to be an American WURALEAS I know I'm free!!
I just wish people like this were as goofy and marginalized in the real world as they are in my mind.
speaking as a Englishman i'm afraid this ends the special relationship.
I'm sort of torn by this.
On the one hand, we have a man who seems like a genuinely OK guy, who found Jesus, got his shit together and is happy now, and wants other people to be happy like that, too. Sure his show features little kids doing awful renditions of bad songs, but he's so earnest and enthusiastic about it, unless you have a pathological hate of fundies it's hard not to like him just a little.
On the other hand, that vest was fuckin ridiculous.
There's nothing wrong with loving your country or Jesus or any of that. That's not what we're laughing at. We're laughing at how trite and contrived a fat little kid in a sequined flag vest mimicking Lee Greenwood on a telepreacher's public access show is. If you can't see that you probably should go hang out on another website. This one isn't for you.
That response was directed towards Billy
So their 9/11 tribute was basically to say JESUS LOVES AMERICA EVEN THOUGH IT'S AN EVIL PLACE AND WE'LL GET INTO THAT ON ANOTHER PROGRAM while having a couple of kids stand in front of the camera as a smokescreen?
Fuck you, Texas.
Truly Jesus has blessed us with this video.
Also, that woman is what a Cabbage Patch Kid looks like if they aged. And I need an animated gif of 8:29-8:34.
|Dinky Patterson |
Tyler Busby ranks Aaron Koehne as one of his "Jewish friends."
Five stars because I hate America and love Ted Kennedy.
Joyful, honest, and physically painful to listen to. I hope this kid releases an album soon.
So, burning the American flag should be unconstitutional but sequining the hell out of it and throwing it on your kid while making him sing patriotic songs off-key is totally alright? Truly, the conservative mind makes terrifying leaps of logic.
|Big Name Celebrity |
-2 stars for this being used to shit on Texas. Like there's no one in Ohio or Nebraska or Alabama who would send this guy money.
We gave you Wes Anderson, for fuck's sake.
Well I hear Austin's nice.
Ahriman the Creepy Lurker
Yeah, but you also gave us William Cowper Brann. No, wait, that one's kind of a draw--he was a racist loon, but he was an entertaining racist loon.
You fuckers are definitely responsible for the Cowboys and their America's Team bullshit, though.
|Dear Leader |
This kid is living the life, who hasn't wanted to belt out this song in front of some sort of audience? He doesn't let his handicaps slow him down.
So yeah, pretty bored by the whole "Look! This kid can't sing! Har Har!"ness of the beginning of the tape. Even the old guy rambling about Gawd was nothing we haven't already seen
BUT HOLY FUCK that keyboard solo deserves at least four stars all by itself. I'm going to bump it up to five just because the guy thinks Satan cares enough to try and kill him personally. And also because the old lady is sparkly.
ATTENTION ALL POE-FOLK
THIS VIDEO IS NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHAT ALL PEOPLE IN TEXAS ARE LIKE
SOME OF US ARE OKAY
C'MON, STOP LOOKING AT US LIKE THAT
Any state that chooses W over Anne Richards is mockworthy for at least another few years, though I like what Texas does with beef and rotoscopy.
Jesusland fails again.
Is the show from the States?
|Shotgun Jackson |
+1 - Those Costcooo trees are sooooo nice..
+1 - the creepy minister fades in giggles and fades out...
+1 - 9 minutes of pain proves i can do anything I set my mind to...
+1 - The lord could not kill the minister.
+1 - Jesus is coming back soon
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