Oh, FOX. Just....sigh. At least there wasn't an exploding van this time. And I fail to see how the girl in the blue shirt was anything other than a "man the harpoons' situation.
j lzrd / swift idiot
At least there wasn't? Really?
Wait no, hang on, I'm serious here, "AT LEAST THERE WASN'T!?"
That was the best goddamn part of the previous news story on those steroid-using hackers! What the hell world do you live in, where a FOXnews story that DOESN'T have an exploding yellow van as a demonstration of the brutal power of cyberbullying is better than one that DOES?! I sure as hell hope I never pull a "Sliders" into your universe man.
But the five-star makes it all okay, so disregard all that.
This really isn't fox news. This is local news. A fox affiliate.
If only FOX would realize just how much they're adding to the lulz
if only people who wrote "lulz" were all cast in to the pit by a vengeful God
|Caminante Nocturno |
Starting at -1:28, the reporter tries her damnedest to look serious and indignant, but only ends up looking adorable and arousing.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"This is no different from other kinds of organized crime."
"They're like private wolf packs"
(techno thump thump thump thump)
Goronchev! It's Goronchev! Oh, god, this was WONDERFUL.
Now how can we further harass Goronchev.
|Frank Rizzo |
"They played with my emotions..."
goronchev needs to embrace his tiny bald head. He looks like a 12 year old cancer boy with that hat.
Please GOD I hope these people never realize they can just turn their computers off.
j lzrd / swift idiot
The day people realize they can just turn off their computers will be like a combination of The Rapture, The Death Of The Internet, and a big ad-hoc rave party in the middle of every local city park and town square.
|Princess v2.1 |
Treating the web like a real-life video game
Oh god this just made my night.
I need a better screen cap for my desktop of that image.
GORONCHEV : "VICTIM"
"...All across the internet, with her real name...
The best video I've seen in weeks...maybe months...so many hilarious WTF moments.
Also, I second, third, fourth, etc. Dicknuts' comment.
I like how the report doesn't mention what Goronchev does online. Also, the background techno music is great. It really adds to the credibility.
Uh, lady, that group is clearly named "BrothAs", not "BrothERRs". Why are you so racist?
Not enough Goronchev
|Adham Nu'man |
scroll down to:
Myth-- "Goronchev has a small dick!"
Thanks for showing me this:
"my dick is actually just long enough for me to get my tongue on it without too much effort-- and to actually suck the end of it with great effort. "
I imagine that's not too difficult if you're only four feet tall
That blew my mind completely up.
Jesus...I'm starting to like the chan bullshit just for these videos.
|Jeff Fries |
Guys if you keep talking about Goronchev he's going to destroy you verbally
If someone threatens to kill you on the Internet, it defiantly means they're going to do it.
|Sudan no1 |
Hey, goronchev, if you happen to read this: You're entertaining, but not in the way you think you are. Keep it up, professional douchebag!
Needs to be resubmited.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
/b/ecause closing the video chat window was impossible for her, she endured hours of torture.
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