I've been obsessed by the casual horror of this ad for a long time.

Massively depressing in its implications.

This one is Glengarry, and this one is Glen Ross

Good thing we are the brave few who possess irony!

I like to think he had one puppy in each hand the whole trip back from the pet store.

I could not believe this the first time I saw it.

Reading between the lines of a commercial has never been so worrying or depressing.