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Desc:He uses his belly as a recoil mechanism
Category:Stunts, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:fat, fatty, short and sweet, Beretta, bump firing
Submitted:zatojones
Date:02/04/08
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Comment count is 38
bacon cookie
weapons are easier to conceal in the rolls of fat, too.
waxeater
I don't know anything about guns, but this is guy seriously cartoonishly fat, so five stars!
Torture the Artist
THE PERFECT KILLING MACHINE.
mouser
Perfect as in "spherical"?

athodyd
Correct. He is a platonic solid.

phalsebob
Yes, he is the perfect killing machine. His shape makes him able to re-enter the atmosphere, and fatties float really well, so whole legions of fatty troopers could orbitally inserted off of any seaboard in the world.

Millard
Nobody fucks with Prop Joe.
Beyonce Knowles
Yes.
Dinky Patterson
That little delivery mook is in for a big surprise if he forgets my garlic knots again.
Harveyjames
He just shot out the tires on a passing ice cream truck.
Gojira1000
Aaameeeeerica, Aeeeerica, God shed his grace on theeeeeeeee.

(I wanna see him bend over and pick up the spent brass. His brain will ooze out his ears under the hydraulic pressure)
kingarthur
That's fat. Also: jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
Explodotron
He looks like the first boss you would face in some generic FPS.
FISTFULLofSOUL
oh fucking yes!

give him his own bent cop/vigilante show NOW!!
Enjoy
Possibly needs the "why the terrorists hate us" tag.
petep
Possibly needs shirtless, slow-motion version.

MK_Ultra
What is "bump firing?"
Gojira1000
You hold a semi-auto loosely, in two hands, pulling the gun forward into the trigger finger - allowing recoil to jounce the pistol back, then forward on the rebound against the trigger finger so as to immediately fire again. Poor man's machinegun crap.

RomancingTrain
I love all these videos of people firing guns. They're all so pointlessly boring.
Princess v2.1
I kicked the shit out of this guy in Streets of Rage 2
oogaBooga
fuck yes. where is the fire breathing fatty?

Blaise
Pretty fake.

Legion of Super Heroes members never use guns.

Or is Bouncing Boy only a reservist these days.
dr_rock
WHO THE HELL TOOK MY KFC FAMOUS BOWL???

*BUCK*BUCK*BUCK*

That guy is one hell of a porker.
Caminante Nocturno
The thin blue line meets the thick blue circle.
Shion
This reminds me, I just learned a good technique for doing the Heimlich on someone too obese to get your arms around. THANK you for bringing that back to the forefront of my mind.
Mr. Quibble
Does it involve bump firing a Beretta?

Camonk
It's mainly using their choking as an excuse to punch them and let them die. It's pretty successful at that stuff.

Baby Finster
I originally interpreted the title as "Fatty bump, firing a Beretta" rather than "Fatty, bump firing a Beretta." Both are equally valid, I suppose.
oogaBooga
His new name is Fatty Bump.

Charles
Agreed.

Camonk
It's because of situations like this I've petitioned for sentence trees to be in php code. But nobody listens.

Hooker
This needs to be the resolution to every episode of 24 going forward.
kiint
the vibrations allow him to pleasure himself in the only way possible
kingarthur
Well, looking at the preloader screen, I don't suppose there is a way he could reach it anymore, is there?

kiint
exactly

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
FINAL BOSS
j lzrd / swift idiot
He's certainly no Korean archer...
zerobackup
Is it the recoil from his belly fat that is firing the gun? Or is the gun causing his belly fat to recoil? Ten to one odds this guy smells like loneliness and cool ranch Doritos.
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