|bacon cookie |
weapons are easier to conceal in the rolls of fat, too.
I don't know anything about guns, but this is guy seriously cartoonishly fat, so five stars!
|Torture the Artist |
THE PERFECT KILLING MACHINE.
Nobody fucks with Prop Joe.
|Beyonce Knowles |
|Dinky Patterson |
That little delivery mook is in for a big surprise if he forgets my garlic knots again.
He just shot out the tires on a passing ice cream truck.
Aaameeeeerica, Aeeeerica, God shed his grace on theeeeeeeee.
(I wanna see him bend over and pick up the spent brass. His brain will ooze out his ears under the hydraulic pressure)
That's fat. Also: jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
He looks like the first boss you would face in some generic FPS.
oh fucking yes!
give him his own bent cop/vigilante show NOW!!
Possibly needs the "why the terrorists hate us" tag.
What is "bump firing?"
You hold a semi-auto loosely, in two hands, pulling the gun forward into the trigger finger - allowing recoil to jounce the pistol back, then forward on the rebound against the trigger finger so as to immediately fire again. Poor man's machinegun crap.
I love all these videos of people firing guns. They're all so pointlessly boring.
|Princess v2.1 |
I kicked the shit out of this guy in Streets of Rage 2
Legion of Super Heroes members never use guns.
Or is Bouncing Boy only a reservist these days.
WHO THE HELL TOOK MY KFC FAMOUS BOWL???
That guy is one hell of a porker.
|Caminante Nocturno |
The thin blue line meets the thick blue circle.
This reminds me, I just learned a good technique for doing the Heimlich on someone too obese to get your arms around. THANK you for bringing that back to the forefront of my mind.
It's mainly using their choking as an excuse to punch them and let them die. It's pretty successful at that stuff.
|Baby Finster |
I originally interpreted the title as "Fatty bump, firing a Beretta" rather than "Fatty, bump firing a Beretta." Both are equally valid, I suppose.
This needs to be the resolution to every episode of 24 going forward.
the vibrations allow him to pleasure himself in the only way possible
Well, looking at the preloader screen, I don't suppose there is a way he could reach it anymore, is there?
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
He's certainly no Korean archer...
Is it the recoil from his belly fat that is firing the gun? Or is the gun causing his belly fat to recoil? Ten to one odds this guy smells like loneliness and cool ranch Doritos.
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