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I support the "shoot bears in the face" platform.
So my theory is Stephen Colbert took this ad literally.
There may not be a bear, but there may be a bear
But what if it's one bear riding another, bigger bear? Do you even know anyone who could handle that?
President Ronnie has been kidnapped by a bear riding another bear. Are you a bad enough dude to take on BOTH BEARS?
We simply make bigger bears. I wonder if the USSR prop political campaigns featured any monstrously huge eagles.
Mondale cannot handle purely theoretical bears.
God-dammit, Republicans, how do you fall for this shit?
PS THE BEAR IS THE SOVIET UNION
Or Iraq, or Iran, or any country really. It is truly a timeless ad.
How can I help the effort to stop this invisible bear?
As we aren't being attacked at the moment, the Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Does this remind anyone else of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey?
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