|Caminante Nocturno |
Slow-motion is the comedy of the Gods.
|Dinky Patterson |
If it even makes a difference at this point:
Damnit, I searched for it and everything but didn't see it.
Guess Caminante liked it much better the second time around.
|bakune young |
It would have been a two, except for the slow-motion laughter part.
|Frank Rizzo |
older then that the piece of bologna I had for lunch.
Im so alone.
Oh, boo! That was not supposed to be a reply to you.
This was, though:
"older then that the piece of bologna..."
Your meaning eludes me, but this is brilliant.
Yeah... we are all alone, we just do it together. Why do you think cities were invented? Big hives of alone they are.
|Dummy Rum |
They screamed and he woke up. Hilarious.
I sleep with a hamburger too.
One time, my parents were driving home from dropping me off at university. My mom fell asleep, and as my dad was driving he caught up with one tractor-trailer towing another, which was facing backwards.
My dad floored the gas, and with not much space between our car and the (seemingly approaching) tractor trailer, screamed "Jesus Christ!!!", waking my mom and swerving the car. Apparently it scared the shit out of her. THAT is how you do a wake-up-in-the-car prank.
This is ancient.
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