Smellvin He makes a cogent, solid argument... which means it will be soundly ignored.
EvilHomer It's like God Himself has descended on 4chan to set His flock straight. The question now is: how will the kids respond? Will they wise up and follow his advice? Will they stick to their nature and turn the best ally they can hope for into a giant joke meme? Or will they get distracted by a picture of a cat doing something silly?
Bonus stars because holy crap, the Scientologists were right: Mark IS getting pretty fat.
MerryMisanthrope Smart money is on them photoshopping Mark into a cat doing something silly.
EvilHomer What are the odds on it be some permutation of "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG"?
Components of what he suggests involve stuff that is just anathema to Anonymous' standard operating procedure - it doesn't really work, for example, to insist on your anonymity while trying to convince your congressman. I don't know if they can translate advice like that into action.
The Wise Beard Man page is actually kind of sweet.