All that braggadocio, and the payoff is a burly skinhead in a silly hat mildly irritating a secretary.
The Embarassing Adventures of Skinhead and Hambeast.
Rodents of Unusual Size
These people think they're much better at doing...whatever it is they're tryin to do, than they are.
"Look, fellow bumpkin, it's one uh them SCIENTOLOGISTS hyuck!"
That video came the closest of anything I've ever seen to making me feel sympathy for Scientologists.
Also, the payoff is actually Cruise Spock.
Five stars for "off the hook" and because the guy seems so proud of himself at the end:"I choked, but MAN, I was so totally fighting The Power there. Did you see that? How I totally blew their minds? Damn, I'm hardcore. Ain't nobody else doing that shit."
This video is even funnier if you imagine that Skinhead and Hambeast are Wiccans.
Oh, and the rest of his videos are an absolute fucking GOLDMINE. Neo-nazi skinheads prank calling motels, and failing miserably? Ten month old babies trying to rip the ears off a goat? Getting said goat drunk off shitty beer? Ranting about white power in the middle of Santa Monica? Punching drunk wiggers in the face and threatening to "beat the dog shit out of" their non-white friends?
This man is destined to become a legend.
Oh man I had no idea he was some kind of white power guy. That makes him even more hilariously sad. I guess I should have looked at his user page - the 14/88 shit is pretty openly displayed.
Damn, his parents must have told him he shits gold if he thinks the garbage he produces is worth anyone's time.
I'm a fan though.
This is how all anti-Scientology protesters... and equally all Scientologists... look like to me.
God, I was cringing with embarrassment for all involved.
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