CornOnTheCabre 
getting... dizzy...
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Quad9Damage
Scientology: Where everyone is guilty but you.
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Quad9Damage
It's the perfect response for any situation.
"You need to slow down on your drinking"
"What are YOUR crimes?"
"I talked to the sheriff today. He wants you to stop stealing road signs."
"What are YOUR crimes?"
"You can't hide what's under your floorboards forever."
"What are YOUR crimes?"
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IrishWhiskey Kirk Cameron and many evangelicals do the exact same thing:
"The evidence contradicts a 6,000 year old earth"
"Have you ever lied? Have you ever stolen? Have you ever had a lustful thought? Then you are a bad person, and need salvation. How can you claim to be right and above God when you admit you are so terrible? Don't you know how much Jesus suffered for you? Don't you feel guilty about that? You are inherently sinful, and evil and wicked and naughty, and a bad, bad man who needs a span.... ahem."
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1394
Carnival of hilarity.
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Samisyosam
Oh shit. Looks like Scientology knows all about your Nigerian-stealing guy, Mark. You better turn yourself in.
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Vicious
NO YOU'RE MOVING
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Hildegard Landstrom
Has anyone *not* utterly punchable ever joined Scientology? Most evidence points to "no".
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Enjoy
I love the wiener-faced guy with glasses in the last 5 seconds.
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kingarthur
I've shoplifted candy, taken money which was left out in the open, and failed to return about ten library books over the years.
So, Xenu's got that on me, I guess.
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Monchiles Monchiles
Kind of losing its novelty.
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andru strange
my favorite bull-baiting clip... i would like to ejaculate violently and forcefully in her mouth, then slit her throat and watch my jism slowly create a crimson-pearl necklace.
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andru strange oh em gee, niggah. you are HELLA gay. that was comedic genius! apologize for being such a dipshit.
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Maggot Brain
The answer she is looking for is seven.
Also, pot smoking with Jesse?
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ZawBanjito
Uuuh... is she the Scientologist or the protester? I can no longer tell the difference.
+1 for carnival music.
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KnowFuture
My only weakness is a list of crimes
My only weakness is well nevermind, nevermind....
The only crime I tried to cover up is that of masturbating to an annoying woman whose voice sounds like her larynx was rubbed with ham asking me over and over again what crimes I'd covered up today.
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Hooper_X
Wait, how did a car get onto the sidewalk? I'm dizzy AND confused. (i guess the patter worked after all!)
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AgentOrange
No thanks, I'm full.
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Aubrey McFate
I like how so many people watch a video labeled Scientology who are tired of watching Scientology videos and rate it down because they are tired of Scientology videos.
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AgentOrange So should I only one-star clips only when their shittiness takes me by surprise? Is premeditated one-starring a crime? Should I never have come here in the first place? Help me, I apparently don't know how this works anymore.
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Aubrey McFate Most of the ratings seem like they're completely unrelated how good or bad the video is, just that they're tired of that kind of video or something like that.
I'm not taking it personally; this is just a corner of the internet for submitting fun shit. I just find it weird, is all. Same think happened with the Lasagna Cat I submitted.
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FangoftheCobras
I think i am in love. With the easily led.
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Dummy Rum
Please note her thousand-yard stare. I think all Elron worshipers have it. o_O
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yoyo1
That was beautiful.
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Tuan Jim
carnival music
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