ProfessorChaos
a War on Dinosaurs?

Their Heathen Science has extracted Dinosaur DNA, and now the godless liberals ride around on T-Rexes, terrorizing the innocent and the virtuous.

SteamPoweredKleenex
I'd take solace knowing that not only could I defend myself, I had prevented at least one firearm from falling into their hands.

Spoonybard
Descartes said "I think, therefore I am," but some later philosophers pointed out that observing some thoughts only proves that some thoughts exist, not that they are attached to any actual person. This man's demand for proof that I am an atheist merely because I seem to have the thought "God does not exist" is no childish request; he is clearly advocating introspection, since he surely knows that presenting proof to him of my mental states is impossible. The epistemological quandary is not that of how to convince him of my beliefs, but rather it is the question of how I can know them myself. The sophistication of his argument suggests a solid familiarity with the works of Hume and Nietzsche, as well as the creativity to apply them in an entirely novel way. This man is a genius.