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Desc:Franklin was like, 'Look, I'm gonna fuck you no matter what.'
Category:Educational, Humor
Tags:Jack Black, bald wig, ben franklin, derek waters, drunk history
Submitted:bang to buck ratio
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baleen - 2008-02-14

This is actually completely accurate.
The Great Hippo - 2008-02-15
It strains its credibility with the claim that someone would turn down an offer of sex from Benjamin FUCKING Franklin.

I have a vision that one day the animatronic version of Franklin in Disney's EPCOT center will join forces with its Mark Twain counterpart and form an unstoppable President/Vice President duo running under the 'Fuck-Your-Shit' platform. They will attend all debates with electric guitars in hand (a pair of charming steam-powered instruments known as 'Death' and 'Taxation') and will respond to all questions and accusations from their competitors by rocking so hard that the speaker's head EXPLODES.

IrishWhiskey - 2008-02-15
Well, the man did have syphilis.

baleen - 2008-02-15

He hung out with the fucking HELLFIRE CLUB for fucksake. He probably fucked corpses and five year olds.

Still, great guy.

The Great Hippo - 2008-02-14


snothouse - 2008-02-15
That is how the world works.
theSnake - 2008-02-15
I fucking love Jack Black and I don't care who knows it.
Caminante Nocturno - 2008-02-15
I'm putting this down as a reference for my history paper, and I don't care what grade I get for it.
Baldr - 2008-02-15
I'm TAing Microbiology right now, but I'd give you an A if you added it to a lab report, provided that your graphs looked nice.

petep - 2008-02-15
is this the soundtrack to dances with wolves
petep - 2008-02-15
i really tried to put a question mark there but my keyboard was unresponsive

Baldr - 2008-02-15
What about your lack of capitalization?

petep - 2008-02-24
big man, big man you are.

boner - 2008-02-15
Is this what we get when there's a writer's strike? Can we have more of those please?
citrusmirakel - 2008-02-15
5 stars for "Hey... We fucked.", obligatory -1 for Mr. Black.
Honest Abe - 2008-10-01
yeah it should have been done with tf2 characters.

that would have been AWESOME

ZawBanjito - 2008-02-15
As far as I'm concerned this joke can go on forever.
cognitivedissonance - 2008-02-15
I hope the next one is about Abraham Lincoln sharing a bed with some dude in law school.
zatojones - 2008-02-15
This did not actually happen
Rudy - 2008-02-15
Franklin's speeches that started with "Heeeeyyyy..." were always my favorite.

Also who is Jayma Mays and why is she so smoking hot?
kingarthur - 2008-02-16
Agreed. Jayma Mays is one fine looking woman.

ZawBanjito - 2008-02-18
She's the star of awesome blockbuster, "Epic Movie"

TeenerTot - 2008-02-16
You're a woman. It's 1770.
Monchiles Monchiles - 2008-05-17
If you didn't say it then I was gonna say it.

RandomFerret - 2008-03-09
-1 star because the first one is so, SO much better
vissarion - 2008-07-25
The Amorous Adventures of Benjamin Franklin
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-03-20
"You go back to America, you be poor, you be a sucker. I'm gonna teach, and I'm gonna marry this girl; my life is set."
Squeamish - 2010-09-01
All my stars go to the little eyebrow raise at "CHANGED THE WORLD."
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