This is actually completely accurate.
The Great Hippo
It strains its credibility with the claim that someone would turn down an offer of sex from Benjamin FUCKING Franklin.
I have a vision that one day the animatronic version of Franklin in Disney's EPCOT center will join forces with its Mark Twain counterpart and form an unstoppable President/Vice President duo running under the 'Fuck-Your-Shit' platform. They will attend all debates with electric guitars in hand (a pair of charming steam-powered instruments known as 'Death' and 'Taxation') and will respond to all questions and accusations from their competitors by rocking so hard that the speaker's head EXPLODES.
He hung out with the fucking HELLFIRE CLUB for fucksake. He probably fucked corpses and five year olds.
Still, great guy.
|The Great Hippo |
That is how the world works.
I fucking love Jack Black and I don't care who knows it.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'm putting this down as a reference for my history paper, and I don't care what grade I get for it.
is this the soundtrack to dances with wolves
i really tried to put a question mark there but my keyboard was unresponsive
What about your lack of capitalization?
big man, big man you are.
Is this what we get when there's a writer's strike? Can we have more of those please?
5 stars for "Hey... We fucked.", obligatory -1 for Mr. Black.
As far as I'm concerned this joke can go on forever.
I hope the next one is about Abraham Lincoln sharing a bed with some dude in law school.
This did not actually happen
Franklin's speeches that started with "Heeeeyyyy..." were always my favorite.
Also who is Jayma Mays and why is she so smoking hot?
She's the star of awesome blockbuster, "Epic Movie"
You're a woman. It's 1770.
-1 star because the first one is so, SO much better
The Amorous Adventures of Benjamin Franklin
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
"You go back to America, you be poor, you be a sucker. I'm gonna teach, and I'm gonna marry this girl; my life is set."
All my stars go to the little eyebrow raise at "CHANGED THE WORLD."
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