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Desc:Franklin was like, 'Look, I'm gonna fuck you no matter what.'
Category:Educational, Humor
Tags:Jack Black, bald wig, ben franklin, derek waters, drunk history
Submitted:bang to buck ratio
Date:02/14/08
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Comment count is 28
baleen

This is actually completely accurate.
The Great Hippo
It strains its credibility with the claim that someone would turn down an offer of sex from Benjamin FUCKING Franklin.

I have a vision that one day the animatronic version of Franklin in Disney's EPCOT center will join forces with its Mark Twain counterpart and form an unstoppable President/Vice President duo running under the 'Fuck-Your-Shit' platform. They will attend all debates with electric guitars in hand (a pair of charming steam-powered instruments known as 'Death' and 'Taxation') and will respond to all questions and accusations from their competitors by rocking so hard that the speaker's head EXPLODES.

IrishWhiskey
Well, the man did have syphilis.

baleen

He hung out with the fucking HELLFIRE CLUB for fucksake. He probably fucked corpses and five year olds.

Still, great guy.

The Great Hippo
Greatest.

American.

*EVER*.
snothouse
That is how the world works.
theSnake
I fucking love Jack Black and I don't care who knows it.
Caminante Nocturno
I'm putting this down as a reference for my history paper, and I don't care what grade I get for it.
Baldr
I'm TAing Microbiology right now, but I'd give you an A if you added it to a lab report, provided that your graphs looked nice.

petep
is this the soundtrack to dances with wolves
petep
i really tried to put a question mark there but my keyboard was unresponsive

Baldr
What about your lack of capitalization?

petep
big man, big man you are.

boner
Is this what we get when there's a writer's strike? Can we have more of those please?
citrusmirakel
5 stars for "Hey... We fucked.", obligatory -1 for Mr. Black.
Honest Abe
yeah it should have been done with tf2 characters.

that would have been AWESOME

ZawBanjito
As far as I'm concerned this joke can go on forever.
cognitivedissonance
I hope the next one is about Abraham Lincoln sharing a bed with some dude in law school.
zatojones
This did not actually happen
Rudy
Franklin's speeches that started with "Heeeeyyyy..." were always my favorite.

Also who is Jayma Mays and why is she so smoking hot?
kingarthur
Agreed. Jayma Mays is one fine looking woman.

ZawBanjito
She's the star of awesome blockbuster, "Epic Movie"

TeenerTot
You're a woman. It's 1770.
Monchiles Monchiles
If you didn't say it then I was gonna say it.

RandomFerret
-1 star because the first one is so, SO much better
vissarion
The Amorous Adventures of Benjamin Franklin
j lzrd / swift idiot
"You go back to America, you be poor, you be a sucker. I'm gonna teach, and I'm gonna marry this girl; my life is set."
Squeamish
All my stars go to the little eyebrow raise at "CHANGED THE WORLD."
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