|Frank Rizzo |
that fat guy at the end sure can take a beating
Did he stab Tommy Lee Jones in the brain?
|Caminante Nocturno |
Steven Segal's movies are the best snuff porn I've ever seen.
I see them more as fetish films for people who get off on watching joints get broken.
Fat guy at the end? That's William Fucking Forsythe!
I thought they were talking about Tommy Lee Jones, but that's crazy. He's not fat.
A lot of times Stephen Segal kills people when it's not strictly necessary.
Man, Segal is such a cunt. He takes a martial art created so you didn't have to hurt your opponent or be a vicious brute while defending yourself, and he made a career out of, well, the stuff in the video.
Still amusing, but still one of the biggest cunts around. (And a sleazy wife-beating one, too.)
She must've been able to take a beating better than that fat guy could ever hope to, to have lived through it all.
The plate glass window budget alone was what drove him to do Under Siege.
I'M JUST A COOK
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
Imagine if Pauly Shore ended up being the world's representative of something you'd devoted a large chunk of your life to. That's how the aikido world feels about Steven Segal.
I like how in the midst of all this Aikido arm breaking there's a short scene where he shoots an unarmed man in the chest.
Bobby must have been very pissed.
Am I the only person who likes to believe he did this all in a single neighborhood, in a single afternoon?
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I can't even watch this halfway through.
Steven Segal HATES arm bones. And ninjas from Jamaica. And anything with a breakable surface.
|Harold Manchester |
My favorite part out of all his movies has always been the cue ball in the bar rag. Fucking ouch.
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