NoCode 
"internet battle type videos slash ownage type videos."
Fight on, internet soldier.
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Azraelazitgetz
Let me just rephrase...and rephrase...and rephrase...just in case you missed my inane point the first time.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Intellectual checkmate.
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bang to buck ratio
I recently discovered that this man lives in my hometown. I was not the least bit surprised.
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Adramelech
This is depressing and not in the sarcastic internet sense. Making posts is a fucking lifestyle to some people. Ugh.
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The Great Hippo
If you ignore me, I win. If you criticize me, I win.
YOUR MOVE, INTERNET.
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zatojones
"YouTube vlogging community"
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citrusmirakel
He fucks tens.
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theSnake
We are all small fries so Goronchev will not E-BATTLE us, its a jug-fuck.
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theSnake
lawl
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Hugo Gorilla
He probably feels important since his big appearance on the news.
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Lindner
Sorry... all I hear when he talks is "super swishy gay".
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Konversekid
He has inspired me to get two women to take E then to fight to the death. I doubt there will be any death involved, but it will definitely be entertaining.
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kingarthur
Internet Tough Guy Syndrome / Idiocy should be a clinical diagnosis.
Also, grandiose much? Jeez.
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victorm
GO TIGERS
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Dr. Zaius He seems like the target demographic for those awful "Detroit: where the weak are killed and eaten" shirts.
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Sudan no1
-1 because his disgusting TMI videos are more rage-inducing.
further reading
http://goronchev.blogspot.com/2008/01/common-myths-about-me-on -internet-damn.html
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Rodents of Unusual Size "Because I would get thousands of guys instantly around the world lining up to date me. My high-profile has allowed me to get sexual with girls I would never have gotten sexual with, and it would be the same with guys if I was gay-- "
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BornAgainCannibal
I cannot muster the will to drag myself through this video.
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cognitivedissonance
Lips.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
"The Internet LIED TO ME ABOUT ME NOOOOOOOO"
Also, are his lips growing?
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DMKA
"Ratings have been disabled for this video."
"Adding comments has been disabled for this video."
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Random_Hajile
"repetitive, seemingly never ending, unentertaining and unnecessary"
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ZawBanjito
Such a beautiful boy should not exist in the real world.
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Dinky Patterson
I bet he throws like a girl.
If I was a giant then I'd dare him to demonstrate his baseball skills in a video.
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charmlessman
I stopped it when he said "Especially when you're a fucking nobody on the internet."
Being a somebody on the internet is like being the retard with the TV remote in the group home.
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Frank Rizzo
I made fun of his hat, and got a "duplicate post detected" error.
thats really funny.
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tamago
There's an ad for Linkin Park ringtones underneath the video. Somebody has a sense of humour I see.
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Keefu Socially Awkward Tees
$10.99ish um, yeah.
www.CottonFactory.com
ahahahaha
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phalsebob
TL;DR
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mashedtater
Clearly no one told him that being famous on the internet is a fickle, short bus special, and fugly mistress.
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Paranatural
It was a hard time rating this one. His inane, boring dribble was made almost amusing by his vastly overinflated, undeserved ego, but not quite.
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Rape Van Winkle
He looks like he wants to start crying at certain points.
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