"internet battle type videos slash ownage type videos."
Fight on, internet soldier.
Let me just rephrase...and rephrase...and rephrase...just in case you missed my inane point the first time.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
|bang to buck ratio |
I recently discovered that this man lives in my hometown. I was not the least bit surprised.
This is depressing and not in the sarcastic internet sense. Making posts is a fucking lifestyle to some people. Ugh.
|The Great Hippo |
If you ignore me, I win. If you criticize me, I win.
YOUR MOVE, INTERNET.
"YouTube vlogging community"
He fucks tens.
We are all small fries so Goronchev will not E-BATTLE us, its a jug-fuck.
|Hugo Gorilla |
He probably feels important since his big appearance on the news.
Sorry... all I hear when he talks is "super swishy gay".
He has inspired me to get two women to take E then to fight to the death. I doubt there will be any death involved, but it will definitely be entertaining.
Internet Tough Guy Syndrome / Idiocy should be a clinical diagnosis.
Also, grandiose much? Jeez.
He seems like the target demographic for those awful "Detroit: where the weak are killed and eaten" shirts.
|Sudan no1 |
-1 because his disgusting TMI videos are more rage-inducing.
Rodents of Unusual Size
"Because I would get thousands of guys instantly around the world lining up to date me. My high-profile has allowed me to get sexual with girls I would never have gotten sexual with, and it would be the same with guys if I was gay-- "
I cannot muster the will to drag myself through this video.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"The Internet LIED TO ME ABOUT ME NOOOOOOOO"
Also, are his lips growing?
"Ratings have been disabled for this video."
"Adding comments has been disabled for this video."
"repetitive, seemingly never ending, unentertaining and unnecessary"
Such a beautiful boy should not exist in the real world.
|Dinky Patterson |
I bet he throws like a girl.
If I was a giant then I'd dare him to demonstrate his baseball skills in a video.
I stopped it when he said "Especially when you're a fucking nobody on the internet."
Being a somebody on the internet is like being the retard with the TV remote in the group home.
|Frank Rizzo |
I made fun of his hat, and got a "duplicate post detected" error.
thats really funny.
There's an ad for Linkin Park ringtones underneath the video. Somebody has a sense of humour I see.
Socially Awkward Tees
$10.99ish um, yeah.
Clearly no one told him that being famous on the internet is a fickle, short bus special, and fugly mistress.
It was a hard time rating this one. His inane, boring dribble was made almost amusing by his vastly overinflated, undeserved ego, but not quite.
|Rape Van Winkle |
He looks like he wants to start crying at certain points.
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