|The Great Hippo |
"Everybody's ready for the return of Halo 3, but is everybody ready for the return of Jesus?"
Oh, man. Oh *man*.
Someone get these guys their own TV show--stat. I want to see them pulling this shit in grocery lines. I want to see them baring witness to Jesus in the god-damn CHECKOUT LANES.
"I see you've gotten a good deal on those yellow squash, ma'am--but are you getting a good deal on your SALVATION?"
They're getting there. Check their other videos for some mindblowingly mundane attempts at witnessing; harassing shoppers in the checkout line would likely be a step up for them.
|Monchiles Monchiles |
These guys are just a notch above the bible thumpers that wait until the subway doors close before they start their too-loud Jesus rant.
If I was orange shirt guy I would have suddenly started up a loud conversation with long-haired bandana guy. The topic would be something uncomfortable.
I just KNOW that some people tried to mess with them by saying stuff like "Jesus aint shit unless he's got his own Soda" or "How many aliens has Jesus killed?" I want to see THAT video.
The Great Hippo
"Have you given any thought to when Jesus comes?"
"That depensd. Is he any good at Halo 3? What's his ranking?"
"Hey, guys, did you give any thought to when Jesus comes ba-"
"um, SO TED, I HEAR YOU HAVE AIDS."
"YES, THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE IT PRETTY BAD."
"DO YOU THINK YOU GOT IT FROM YOUR SLOPPY SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH MEN OR THE ONES YOU HAD WITH WOMEN?"
"THAT IS A VERY GOOD QUESTION I WILL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT."
God, that's a really difficult choice.
I guess... I mean, if I HAVE to choose one, I'll choose Jesus.
So was the point of this to annoy people away from Jesus?
Judging how some people perceive that game, Halo 3 is Jesus.
I don't give a shit about either one myself.
I love the kid in the orange shirt in the middle of the video. Eyes front, halo halo halo, oh shit don't make eye contact!
The Lord will come like a thief in the night
And steal your Xbox
I think jesus is pretty cool guy eh kills evil and doesnt afraid of anything
Maybe they should have dressed as Master chief...
There are fewer things that annoy me more than the no-way-out guilt trip. It's like the girlscouts selling cookies at the grocery store entrance. I can't not walk by and be made to feel guilty when they say, "Excuse me, sir" to the back of my head. I NEVER buy from people using guilt to sell to me. When people like this enter a situation where they KNOW their targets are cornered, they deserve a foot in their taint.
My friend just says "I'm fat enough already."
It may not work for you if you're not fat, though.
When Jesus comes back, He's going to want to know how many achievement points I have. I hear you can erase a sin for each one.
|Aubrey McFate |
See this? This desperate uphill battle for relevance? Every youth-centered church program in Texas is exactly like this. They're all like watching an ant try to swim.
I'm glad I play WoW. Jesus don't give a shit about that.
d00d, u need to pwn s1n! headshot!
People like this love to troll out in real life and get negative reactions to further reinforce their feeling of righteousness, but fortunately these kids dont care enough to take the bait since theyre all about to get a new game.
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