|Caminante Nocturno |
This thing is overwhelming in its wonder. So much so, that I could not watch more than a few minutes at a time.
Have you ever wondered what kind of pure awesome David Gonterman could have unleashed if he had access to today's tech back in the day?
Maybe it's just me then.
|Beyonce Knowles |
T˘kio Kurista Mu-Mu - Epis˘ Uan
Aww, they tried so hard.
"LIKE TOKYO CRYSTAL MEW SO MUCH? TALK TO THE VOICE ACTORS IN THIS EPISODE AND SOON TO BE AT OUR FORM AT
Enjoy! We worked hard! send it to your friends! Make TCM KNOWN!"
When you said "anime series made by a twelve year old fangirl", I thought you were referring to the actual Tokyo Mew Mew. This is so much better than I was expecting.
Yeah, it's a real series, the comics show up from time to time at work. Near as I can tell it's basically Card Captor Sakura, only with prepubescent catgirls instead of prepubescent regular ones.
That just raises further questions!
Tokyo Mew Mew was brought to the US and totally repackaged by 4Kids, causing widespread shockwaves in the beardo community and, I imagine, being responsible for the fangirlism that created this beauty. Also one of the girls is half porpoise, that has to count for something.
Oh, holy fuck. Just... check the artist's channel. Just... wow. This is Wolf: The Movie on a year-long amphetamine bender.
I have a habit of giving 5 stars to things i can't watch for more then 2 minutes. That said - I should be giving this thing 20 stars, since i couldn't stand it for more then 30 seconds.
seriously. WHAT. i managed to get past the "opening theme" and got to about where the "dad" who is clearly 15, starts talking about how he's actually Deep Blue and a blue knight and all int he same body and OH FUCK THIS.
|Doctor Arcane |
Can haz seizure? Couldnt make it past the opening.
Oh Japan what bitter harvest hath thou wrought?
Much more then I ever accomplished at 12.
|Monchiles Monchiles |
This is exactly how I sound when I try to describe an episode of Dragonballz to my friends.
|Corman's Inferno |
Did they hire the Shaggs to sing the opening?
|Cinnamon Imperialist |
This is the modern equivalent of those kids who re-enacted Star Wars with their Super-8 camera.
Just so you know: when I find out this was done by a 25+ year old man instead of a 12 year old girl, I am taking these stars away.
Otherwise, the children are our future!
It's like a fever dream.
This is awesome. The dad's "backstory" is definately the highlight.
And minus a billion stars to the teenage boys commenting on Youtube about how they hope the creators are raped and get AIDS.
Jesus christ, WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
|Panasonic Relapse |
OH FUCK ME...
After submitting this atrocity I decided to scour youtube for more like it, TCM has some competition.
Fanime:"Pokemorphs", take a wild guess what thats about.
Fanime:"Mahouseki", higher production values then TCM.
Fanime:"Akemi Hoshi", possibly worse then TCM?
OH FUCK IT, there are so many of these fanimes that fanime week would be a season long.
I think i'm going to kill myself now.
|Sudan no1 |
This twelve-year old girl is the greatest satirist of this or any other generation COMPLETELY BY ACCIDENT
Was I the only one waiting for Toadfish to show up?
Am I the only one happy they don't know who Toadfish is?
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
This must be what rape feels like, mentally.
I am in so much anguish here, and I've only watched 20 seconds, skipping the slider bar around. I literally cannot watch more than 200 miliseconds of this in a row without turning away.
Someone pick up this thing for Adult Swim.
I decided to watch this again because I remembered it as being so terrible it was...OH DEAR GOD THE SINGING. I must have been completely trashed to have made it through this entire thing last time.
| Register or login To Post a Comment|