|Corman's Inferno - 2008-02-22 |
The original idea for the Ronnie Dobbs movie was Ronnie Dobbs vs. Europe. At the end, he gets into a drunken fistfight with the Loch Ness Monster and kills it with his bare hands. As a reward for killing the monster, he gets to sleep with the queen of England (who would be a nude 80-90-year-old woman). There is a tender "Red Shoe Diaries" softcore porn scene, then, in the last frame, Ronnie sneaks out of the window of the castle, his shoes and the Crown Jewels under one arm, the queen's VCR under the other.
Unfortunately, saner heads prevailed. They commented on the DVDs that, in hindsight, they should've gone with it since the movie turned into a horrible clusterfuck anyway.