|Caminante Nocturno |
Guys, I don't think she's a vampire.
Why is she in the front seat?
Blech. Getting bit by a human is a great way to get a horrible infection.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Must be some desperate vampires out there, somewhere.
|Syd Midnight |
Random offers of sex are an old vampire trick.
Schizophrenia and vampirism often go hand in hand.
She's a vaaaaaamPire *spittle*
i swore she said vanpire. she's after our gasoline.
Proof that an all-blood diet doesn't get results.
Yes, queen of darkness, rock those high-waist white mom shorts.
|fun nugget |
"Do I scaaaaare yooooou?!" "... yes!"
Wonderful. Although not a midget on PCP.
Also great: All of the "related videos" on youtube are of women getting arrested or flipping out in exciting ways, except, inexplicably, for one Hall and Oates video that is not "Maneater."
All Hall and Oates videos are "Maneater".
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