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When I was freaking out, a tricked-out umbrella seemed like the ultimate defense solution for the masses.* Now if they could only make it bullet proof.
Regardless of how indestructible it is, it's still just an umbrella. If Apollo Creed swatted you with an umbrella, it's not going to hurt.
Apparently whatever materials they've used to make it that sturdy also make it about a strong as a stick for whacking someone.
Don't underestimate umbrellas, man, those things are killers. I've still got a scar above my eye from when one opened in my face when I was four.
Have you ever, in your life, been hit by a stick of any thickness? Judging by your comment, I'm guessing no.
Ok, so how about when it's not raining?
A gentleman always has his umbrella even when it's not raining. Also it's ALWAYS raining in England.
I see the use of the mighty umbrella, but I think I'll stick with my trusty swordcane (even though it will eventually fucking cut me wide open).
Sword canes are illegal to carry pretty much everywhere
I dunno, 0. If it was like , I'd buy one.
Holy shit.
I see the benefit in umbrellas.
The wordless demo is so much more convincing than the standard infomercial patter-schtick. ....right until I see the 0 price tag.
I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell. quack quack quack
MAXIMUM CARNAGE
Well now, Ms. Peel. Shall we be off for the evening?
Bulbed.
Concealed in plain sight.
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