|Corman's Inferno - 2008-02-25 |
A more effective anti-drug message than anything produced by the Partnership for a Drug-Free America.
Drugs, drugs, drugs!
Which are good?
Which make you convert your bath tub into a community fecal trough two weeks after the toilet and sink both back up?
Drugs, drugs, drugs!
Ask your mom or ask your dad!
|FABIO2 - 2008-02-25 |
Make The Zookeeper a WWE character. He already has the best storyline reel right here.
"The Zookeeper has really kicked John Cena around tonight."
"... Like a habit!"
"What's happening now? Oh no.."
"He's going.. he's going for it!"
"YES! Zookeeper executes a perfect Pistol Whip, and Cena's down on the canvas!"
"What a fight. Be sure to tune in after these short commercial to see whether The 'Keeper can handle a 4-vs-1 handicap match against.. THE D.E.A. KREW!"
|Hooper_X - 2008-02-25 |
ATLANTA, MOTHERFUCKERS. (five gets you ten this is in the bluff)
|HURF BLURF DUH - 2008-02-25 |
And once again I thank my lucky stars that they haven't yet invented a way to convey smell over the internet.
|Roachbud - 2008-02-25 |
this makes me want to "climb up in the hole and get geeked up"
|Monchiles Monchiles - 2008-02-25 |
I love how they point the camera at him and he suddenly jumps into character.
|Screwtape - 2008-02-25 |
Best "cribs" episode ever.
|Yitzhak - 2008-02-25 |
"See when you smoke crack, you don't shit here . . . you gonna, you gonna shit on the wall."
shit on the wall. holy fucking christ. i'll bet that was a nice house once.
I can guarantee it was - look at the floors. That's hardwood. In all likelihood, that's a 50+ year old house in one of Atlanta's older neighborhoods that fell victim to white flight, etc. There are a lot of spots like that, especially on the west side of town out along Bankhead Highway.
|theSnake - 2008-02-25 |
Is that a bathtub full of shit and garbage? I have really lost a lot of respect for crack heads.
|coprolalia - 2008-02-25 |
Still the least glamorous drug.
|kiint - 2008-02-25 |
looks like my college dorm
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-02-25 |
And it's still cleaner than where Pookie and DragonGuyver live.
|Cap'n Profan!ty - 2008-02-25 |
The "Categories" put this with David Attenborough. Well done. I wonder if that bird can make crackwhore noises?
|StanleyPain - 2008-02-25 |
I don't doubt this is a crackhouse, but the whole thing seems staged badly. Granted, I am not an expert in the seedy world of crack, but in my experience, crackheads and those who sell crack or whatever do not take kindly to total strangers just walking up with a fucking video camera. Or, in fact, anyone with anything at all.
I'm pretty sure if you tell them they're gonna be on TV, they'll be more amenable. Who doesn't wanna be on TV?
(then again, maybe The Zookeeper really does want to prevent a future generation from becoming fucked up shit-on-the-wall crackheads.)
maybe the dude with the camera bought them some crack
What I can't figure is, just what is the Zookeeper's profession? Crack Dealer? Landlord? Gang member? They needed to show someone sucking his dick for crack to really sell it. He just wandered into crack house like he owned the place.
This is real. It's from a documentary called, "Crack Heads Gone Wild." A man, or multiple people, go into some ghetto in Atlanta and record interviews with the local riff-raff.
|boner - 2008-02-25 |
Tell us some cracky tales.
|Camonk - 2008-02-26 |
They should show this in schools, at all levels. Crack use would drop like, 10, maybe 12 percent.
|NoCode - 2008-02-26 |
The more you know.
HURF BLURF DUH
Avoiding crack and that house is the other half.
|bopeton - 2008-02-29 |
The good thing about crack houses is that it keeps these people the fuck away from me.
|athodyd - 2008-03-03 |
The Zookeeper needs a show on HGTV. Check out those hardwood floors!
"And now it's time for Crackhouse Cleaning, with The Zookeeper."
"WHEN YOU SEE DA ZOOKEEPER, YOU GONNA SEE SOME HARDWOOD EVERYWHERE. IN MANY KITCHENS, THE LINOLEUM OR TILED FLOORING IS SO THAT IF YOU SPILL SOMETHIN', YOU JUST NEEDA WIPE IT UP.
WHEN YOU SEE DA ZOOKEEPER, YOU GONNA SHIT ON THE WALL. YOU AIN'T GONNA SHIT WHERE THE ZOOKEEPER SHIT. AND TRYING TO WIPE SHIT OFF A CARPET IS A BITCH."
|kelpfoot - 2008-03-08 |
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-04-08 |
The little jingle that played at the end makes this sound like an elaborate setup for a rap video.
|soci-o-path - 2008-10-13 |
Po-leese modda fokka !
|Steve Airport - 2009-01-12 |
Zookeeper: "You can just shit right there on the wall..."
Cameraman: "Just eatin shit..."
Z: "EATIN' SHIT! And then climb up, in the hole, and get geeked up."
|Error Again - 2009-09-18 |
5 for the first comment.
|The McK - 2010-10-08 |
How the fuck have I not favourited this yet?
|Old People - 2014-10-28 |
Sometimes, don't we all need to climb up in the hole and get geeked up?
Also, when Mr. Keeper refers to "a lot of animals, and predators, and prowlers", the dude sitting next to him is pretty much perfect.
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