scott5834
Except this was in California:
http://www.cnn.com/interactive/us/0506/gallery.bad.sports/cont ent.1.4.html

Cinnamon Imperialist
Haha owned.

FatFatuousNation
Cretins are ubiquitous, even in the "blue" states. In several California counties, Bush got 75% of the vote.

If you want to be chauvinistic about where you hang your hat, first make sure the vast majority of your county didn't vote for Bush:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:2004_US_elections_purple_co unties.png

Otherwise, you might actually be a little blue dot in a sea of Jesus' blood, yourself!

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
This happened in Pico Rivera which is basically a white/brown/black trash neighborhood.

IrishWhiskey
Obviously he meant Middle America, as in between Mexico and Canada.

minimalist
Middle America is where cowboy hobbits live.

Billy Buttsex
Middle America my ass. Those're some fuckin' cholos in there, so keep yer goddamned mouth shut, America hater.

1394
Good parenting getting 5 years for felony assault at your kids football game.

Dinky Patterson
Seriously.

It's too bad it wasn't a baseball game because a few bats would've made the brawl much more interesting.

Evilhead
shit, I wasn't even looking at the game and just copied the title...

Samisyosam
And yet another year goes by without a single dollar going to fund music and art classes. All to save money for the more important extracurricular activites- like watching your dad's spleen rupture on astroturf.

Vicious
Clearly you've never been hit with a trombone.

sosage
I could have swore I saw some dude in a football uniform in there.

longwinded
I'm sorry, but AS SOON AS THE VIDEO ZOOMS OUT AT THE BEGINNING, you can see an entire football team lined up in the back. WTF, Sean Robinson?

Evilhead
No, I originally posted the video as Little League Parents Brawl, as I was too entranced with the melee to even look at the team.

Evilhead
My guess is the guy in the blue that's getting his head kicked in did something bad? I too would like to see how this drama unfolded, as that's often the most interesting part.

Thatcher Pennywhistle
It's the cherry on the sundae.

William Batty
yer gunna be okay hunny

waxeater
FIRST thing I thought of.

Too bad Roachbud wasn't there to sort this shit out... TO THE EXTREME.

Hooker
Seriously, Roach. Where were you?

Rudy
That guy just seemed so happy about getting the chance to run around punching people, it's hard to condemn him.

Don't hate on a brother for practicing his love, people!

sosage
Something tells me that the fight would have ended if someone had gone in and just punched that guy out.

Cheese
That guy was huge and crazy, no one there was punching him out anytime soon.

kiint
meth-addled uber-dad

j lzrd / swift idiot
Bald guy in tan shirt is ANGRY! BALD GUY IN TAN SHIRT KICK YOU!

nocash
You have noodles for arms, and bad balance.


FACT

Frank Rizzo
lol wut?

Evilhead
"You're gonna be making dirt angles" sounds like some kind of Mafioso threat...

kiint
a damn good one