I admire a man who can say he takes a picture of an old queen giving him a non-gay BJ solely for the purpose of blackmail, without even wincing or prevaricating in the slightest.
Fun Fact from wikipedia: "On 9 March 2006, Tony Temple (AKA "TT"), a UK based gamer, set a new world record for Missile Command in Tournament mode on tournament settings confirmed by Twin Galaxies. His score of 1,967,830 points beat the record previously held by Roy Shildt for more than 20 years. Despite stating that he played using slightly different settings, Shildt has produced no evidence to verify his claims."
So I guess now all he has is his comic book and his blowjob blackmail pic.
'Roy Shildt will lead the USA. His 8 Year Mission: To seek out and expose new scumbags, with a camera hidden in his jockstrap, he boldly goes where "Geraldo" has never gone before and thereby creates the "Mr. Awesome Program"!'
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
He has a 20 year old Firebird and resides in a low scale apartment building to show for his success.
Success at videogames takes you so far in life.
The best Pac Man player ever is more interesting than this dude, but Mr Awesome still gets 5 stars.
|Michael Houser |
I highly recommend shelling out for the entire Disinformation series. Never has such a grand amassing of psychotic brilliance and sheer, unadulterated madness been compiled and then never broadcast. It's the perfect thing to put on when you have guests over you want to make very uncomfortable.
There's a rule that ensures all world record holders on old arcade games that no one cares about must be tremendous assholes.
He looks like a guy who writes out parking tickets, only not for the city, just for himself, on post-its.
there were clips of this video in the king of kong movie
And here I thought the way to find women was to talk to them and attempt to build meaningful relationships. I never realized it was so simple, I've wasted so much time. Awesome!
"If you can't afford a sperm bank, give me a call"??
Methinks it's time to completely rethink my trying-to-get-laid tactics.
This is the face and personality of everyone has owned or ever will own a Firebird.
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