|Caminante Nocturno |
I can't believe how angry this made me.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I never know how to rate these because I hate the Chipmunks SO DAMN much. But still the bastardizing of this song deserves 5 stars.
Oh dear God, - 0:14.
"GET. THOSE. HORRIBLE. THINGS. AWAY. FROM. ME."
A lot of these kids have "broken head". DON'T BE SAD, ETHNICS!!!
Chipmunks all haphazardly moving around body parts in casts. Yeah if I saw a real live giant humanoid chipmunk when I was eight I'd probably start screaming hysterically.
Real, live, HAIRLESS, giant humanoid chipmunks. It'd be more helpful to make of list of those who WOULDN'T start screaming hysterically.
AUGH AUGH AAAH
I'm sure it wasn't intended to be that way, but I can't help but feel that this is making fun of sick children.
Ugh, the Chipettes too. They're so awful.
Uncle Tom Indoctrination Video Clip #1,394
I feel so bad for those poor fucking kids, and I don't mean for whatever landed them in the hospital.
ouch. I hope I never become as out of touch with what will entertain children as the creators of this....thing.
And they just won't stop FORCING it on children. You can just imagine some wretched bastard in Hollywood screaming "No, it's the CHILDREN who are wrong, not me!"
Why would you do that to any human being's voice? I like the fat nurse standing frozen in the door. She thinks she should do something, but what?
You know how sometimes there's a food you really hate, where you can maybe eat if it's mixed in with other stuff but there's no way you can possibly eat it if it's served a la carte?
That's kind of what listening to The Chipmunks doing a capella or doo-wop music is like.
|Testicles of Doom |
At first I thought about how difficult it must be to harmonize at half speed.
Then I thought about how bored the children looked.
Then I prayed that the lack of licensing rights would keep the Chipmunks off of DVD forever.
Seriously I've been trying to find out forever, who the FUCK has EVER liked the Chipmunks? We hated them as dumb kids, we hate them even more now, our parents hated them when we were kids.
alvin is seriously mackin up on that black kid
Alvin copped a feel off the black kid in the baseball cap.
Also: Was anyone else creeped out by the Chippettes? They were like reverse gendered clones of the main cast.
For your edification, here's the original Billy Joel video:
I, for one, am convinced that Billy and friends can pass for teenage tough guys.
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