Jeff Fries 
-1:40: Tyra's bangs meet her pupils
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garcet71283
Why do we watch movies? Entertainment.
Why do we listen to music? Entertainment.
Why do we have sex? Entertainment*
Why do we play video games? Entertainment.
Why do people watch Tyra banks? Entertainment?
*sex may or may not be also used for procreation
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oregano
Needs more dramatic recreation.
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glasseye That wasn't meant to be a reply to your comment. Obviously my brain is thoroughly melted.
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citrusmirakel
As Karmic retribution, I now want to see a video game called "Understanding Crazy Bitches"
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Scynne
What made Tyra want to go on the air with that hair?
Also: This actually managed to hurt my feelings a bit. On several levels.
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Caminante Nocturno
Shut the fuck up, you stupid BITCHES!
I SAID SHUT UP!
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!
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Vicious Look what you did to Caminante, Morgan!
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Xenocide
DECODE YOUR MAN THROUGH HIS VIDEO GAMES. Because getting to understand him by sitting down and talking to him like two people in an adult relationship would just be silly.
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Jeff Fries Next time you stand in a checkout line, look to your left or right.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
I feel insulted, and I don't even play video games. It also reminds me of that stupid article over at poe news about why men are always children and women are all go getters. Truly remarkable journalism!
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Adham Nu'man
Scientific fact: women need everything to be breaken down by numbers for them.
5 ways to boost your career.
8 step diet.
the 6 personality types that achieve (which one are you?).
The 3 types of games that reveal who your boyfriend really is:
-romantic minstrel fag
-would be warrior wimp
-fat couchbeast sportshero
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Sudan no1 women, and the manchildren at digg.
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kingarthur
I didn't watch the clip and I don't play video games, this is just for Morgan Webb's prettiness. Mmmmm, Morgan Webb.
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Caminante Nocturno That prettiness completely evaporates when she opens her mouth and words start coming out.
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Doctor Arcane
A guy who cries over FFVII is a gay douchebag.
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Cheese
The chick behind Morgan wants to hit her with an ice pick.
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Hooper_X
Because playing video games is fun, you fucking clods.
Conversely, hang up the fucking controller and pork your obnoxious Jersey broad, you toolbag.
If your relationship is in sad enough shape that you have to get Tyra Banks and someone from the goddamn G4 network to diagnose your issues, it may just be time to get over yourselves and fire up eharmony.com. The couch jockey can find a nice weeaboo to get fat with, and the nasally-voiced girl can find a nice Sigma Kappa Theta to bullyram her in the bathroom at a bar.
Everyone's happy.
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EvilHomer
Wait, wait, her advice was "go for guys who cry over Final Fantasy"? Buh?
I always assumed that Tyra Banks talking about video games would fulfill some kind of childhood fantasy, but for some reason I don't want to masturbate to this.
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Quad9Damage
Wow, how to DECODE your man! Boy, it sure does BYTE when he doesn't pay attention to you, doesn't it ladies? Makes you wonder what's going in that HARDDRIVE of his! Maybe he needs more RAM so he can make room for you, right? We're gonna show you tips on how to take that GAMEPAD without turning your relationship into MASTER AND SLAVE DRIVE.
Yeah, I couldn't watch much of this.
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Billy Buttsex
HILLARY IN 2008!!!!
Pure WOMANPOWER!!!!
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Sudan no1 hey buttsex keep your retarded train of thought out of this ok.
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glasseye Thought? You give him too much credit.
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Billy Buttsex Hey Sudan, keep your grammar out of this... wait. You already did.
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Mad Struggle
But what does it mean when I fightan games?
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Xenocide It depends. Do you choose Chun Li a lot? Then you want to be a woman.
Do you not choose Chun Li a lot? Then you are in denial about how much you want to be a woman.
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sosage
I barely made it to Morgan before stopping it. These stars represent how much I wanted to punch my monitor.
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theSnake
Its easy, video games are fun whereas women are boring, superficial, self centered, and unreasonable. Exhibit A: Tyra Banks. I rest my case.
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boner
Morgan Webb wakes up every morning and thinks 'I've wasted my life'
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TeenerTot
Why do some women feel the need to divide the world into Mars and Venus?
She makes it sound like video games are a cult of men who speak in tongues, and it's impossible for a gal to understand this strange new world. ("After all, I'm just a girl! Tee-hee!")
I don't have a penis (at least not one attached to me) and yet I enjoy gaming. What do you think of THAT, Tyra? WHERE IS YOUR "GOD" NOW?
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frau_eva If I've learned anything about marketing, its that marketers base their entire campaigns on retarded stereotypes with no basis, and most women lap it up mainly because its a minimally acceptable text and there ain't much else. This is how it goes:
1. Make up a strategy using no research that appeals far below even the lowest common denominator.
2. Convince your boss that its similar to some other successful thing, no matter how dissimilar or inane.
3. ????
4. Profit!
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Adramelech
I think the part where this became art is when Tyra Banks says someone else has lost touch with reality. Your opinions on videogames expired in 1981, get caught up.
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ProfessorChaos
I hate Morgan Webb. And Tyra Banks is just insane.
That is all.
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Sudan no1 I don't get the hate for Morgan Webb. All I know is she hosts a dumb show about video games, she posed for maxim or some shit, and nerds argue over whether she is attractive or not. What other crimes has she committed?
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RockBolt
Maybe his girlfriend can try playing games once in a while? Both people should be accommodating, not GET RID OF YOUR WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS A CHILDLIKE HOBBY because like 99% of all gamers are under 10 years old amirite? Hur hur!
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Hooker
I couldn't finish. How do people watch this?
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Bisekrankas
The feeling I got when watching this was very similar to the one I got watching 2girls1cup.
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Pie Boy
Apparently RTS fans, stealth dirtbags and rhythm game nutjobs are either not gamers or not men.
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Hooper_X I'm pretty sure that rhythm game nutjobs just aren't into women, if you get my drift.
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CornOnTheCabre
I played lots of sports.
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tamago
Going for guys who cry over Final Fantasy VII is counterproductive as these creatures obviously have no interest in girls.
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oogaBooga
As if I couldnt get any more enraged after watching the Lexus Hissy Fit - this sent me over the edge.
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FABIO2
I always get a kick out of there being dozens of multi million dollar industries convincing women that men are such mysterious, hard to figure out creatures.
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heyitslozeau
my god Tyra banks is a stupid cunt.
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La Loco
Video games are fun but you can't have sex with them...yet.
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Mallard
Holy psychoanalysis batman! I especially enjoyed learning that WoW players are all hopeless romantics.
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