The cookies on the table are always a dead give away.

That was a boy. Perhaps you've never seen the band "Hanson".

Well either way, I'd fuck her

Men don't have bewbs.

http://uglygoons.blogspot.com/

They don't tend to have the voices of teenage boys either. And there were no boobs in this video. Sorry to cause your world to come crashing down around you, but that is certainly not a girl. You probably just haven't seen a teenage boy in a while since you're legally forbidden to be around them.

Oh man, shooting fireworks from the mouth is a good indication the chick is awesome. If she's into shooting at / blowing up propane tanks, I'm going to get on my webcam and cyber her

There is clearly some sort of bust there.

I say chick, and I'm kind of an expert, because my sister is one.

I guess I could be wrong, but I still wouldn't do him/her/it. Too Hanson-esque for sure.

There is no adam's apple so, unlike Ann Coulter, you can be fairly sure it doesn't have a penis.

Man, I don't care what gender they are, I've fallen in love with them.

"Yeah."