One of the most disgusting animals there are. I imagine them to evolve into the worst nightmare aliens ever. Chain rapists that piss on each other and destroy worlds. Massive fat factories slaved over by emaciated seal children. Rotting fish flowing slowly into black oceans.
Jeff Fries - 2008-03-10 These things have a limp dick for a nose.
Sudan no1 - 2008-03-10 Dear Japan: please eat these things instead of whales and dolphins.
1394 - 2008-03-10 Sex on the beach, playing in the sand, just you and me, hand in hand.
TinManic - 2008-03-10 oh man! i'm with Rizzo. i almost didn't get my pants off in time!
Frank Rizzo - 2008-03-11 I really hope that cat gang bang video makes it out of the hopper.
the one and only cat video that wont get 5 stars
Triggerbaby - 2008-03-11 It better make it through the goddamn hopper. What's the point of Portal Of Evil TV if a cat orgy set to techno doesn't qualify?
Adramelech - 2008-03-10 I suddenly realized I've never seen an elephant seal fursona.
Jaguar Wong - 2008-03-11 That's because furries are so much like elephant seals already. Watch some furpile footage from a con sometime, if you dare. It's indistinguishable from this.
4 stars for nature in all her glory, -2 for the nausea.
Herr Matthias - 2008-03-11 Incidentally, I was driving along the California coast last week and saw a bunch of these up close. There appeared to be lots of starving and crying and not so much fucking. Maybe it was me.
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