|baleen - 2008-03-13 |
You were Ed, but you aren't anymore more, how did that happen? That is practically lifted from Network. Life is beautiful sometimes.
damn this mac keyboard to hell.
|Roachbud - 2008-03-13 |
I really wanted to hear more about this bullshit dispute over an elevator. Tomorrow night, water-skiing squirrels.
haven't you ever lived in a shitty apartment, or do you just bounce your way through life on a cloud made of turkish delights and chocolate bars?
I live in a really shitty apartment now and used to live in a moderately shitty apartment. Elevator repairs aren't news.
I don't know what kind of decadent self-loathing Latino Republican stronghold you live in but I have never lived in an apartment with an elevator. I like stairs because they represent class struggle. That's something you wouldn't understand as you choke to death on David Duke's cock on a daily basis somewhere between the mansions of Taos and the cardboard boxes of some forgotten tent city outside Phoenix.
The blood of Juan Doe is on your hands you boring monster.
Baleen is an Oprah fan.
Explain! You're not allowed to leave.
Yeah, I'm off to die in Bush's wars of aggression. Bouncer For Freedom in the US Army and all that. There's probably some degree of karma involved there.
I won't be gone forever (at least not unless I die of a heart attack during BCT), but within the next couple weeks my daily intake of cat videos and subtly conservative comment wars will be cut to quarter rations for at least the next six months or so. On the plus side, I'll finally get to blow up foreigners for a job instead of my usual boring grind of selling copies of Howard Zinn and Franz Fanon to dreadlocked liberal college students.
Well, I wish you God's protection then, brother. You're like, one of the only people on this thing who has any sense of truth or morality. You'll be missed.
Well, don't get too worried yet, my friend, I still haven't picked my MOS. I'm waffling between 19-Delta (which looks like fun but pays shit), 18-XRay (which looks like fun but will probably end with me washing out and getting stuck in the Infantry for six years), and a nice cushy 35-Lima or 35-Mike (wiretapping terrorists and waterboarding them, respectively), so depending on what opens up I may get a chance to roll like the Airforce boys, in an air conditioned office three thousand miles from Ahab.
But thanks for the support, man, and the first darkie I shot I'll dedicate to you!
Good luck out in Iraq, EvilHomer.
I'd send you kitten videos and anime clips if I knew where to send them...
Hey, when you're out in Iraq, try not to die or kill anyone.
dont video tape yourself doing something retarded/evil/lame.
My god. That is more meaning than I'd thought I'd find on the poetv.
Be safe Homer, please come back alive.
EvilHomer, we'll send a helicopter to Iraq to make a special drop just for you: A crate full of kitten videos, some transcripts of Gibbs' finest posts, and HUUUUGS.
Holy shit, Homer!
If you get stuck out there, just call: I'll air-drop bayoneted-shotguns, grenade launching chainsaws and a sexy host of gun wielding support troops (babes) in team colors to aid you.
If you get caught in a bomb blast I hope that your brain and one of your arms remains intact, because I kind of like reading your comments.
Well, um, be safe and stuff.
I'll miss you; don't get killed or hurt.
sniff sniff I LOVE YOU GUYS! In a totally heterosexual way, of course! Nothing gay going on here, nope, no sir, drill sergeant sir.
For anyone who cares, I made an official "EvilHomer is Going AWOL From PoE" thread in the Leaving Forever boards on PoE Proper.
|Xenocide - 2008-03-13 |
I've been looking for this clip ever since it played on the Daily Show a few years back. Thanks.
don and mike show forced me to find it.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-03-13 |
Well, how DID it happen?
|Maggot Brain - 2008-03-13 |
GOOD MORNING, JIM!
|NoCode - 2008-03-14 |
Shit like this used to happen on the rural-Idaho news station all the time (also ditzy reporter girls would be putting on their makeup when the camera cut to them), but it never made it out of Idaho because nobody cares about Idaho. Oh, how I wish now that I'd taped some nightly newscasts.
|DopeFiend - 2008-06-20 |
Five stars for the phrase "super ugly"!
|Time Travel Mishap - 2009-09-16 |
why am i the first person to favorite this?!
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