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Desc:This cassowary has had it up to here with these goddamned trees.
Category:Nature & Places, Pets & Animals
Tags:kickboxing, cassowary, ear mites
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Comment count is 24
kingarthur - 2008-03-11
Cassowaries will fuck you up.
ChocFullOfFunk - 2008-03-11
Cassowaries will fucking peck you wide open.

FatFatuousNation - 2008-03-11
Cassowaries will fucking peck you wide open and lay an egg in you.

joffe b - 2008-03-11
Cassowaries are goddamn terrifying
baleen - 2008-03-11

Another cool bird that will probably be extinct pretty soon.
Ersatz - 2008-03-11
I could be mstaken, but this looks like the Australia Zoo (Steve Irwin's zoo). The cassowaries I saw there apparently hate tomatoes.
Zoot42 - 2008-03-11
Actually, Cassowaries just hate fucking everything. That is what makes them so badass.
And dangerous.

Camonk - 2008-07-13
So who'd win in a fight between a cassowary and a honey badger? Or would the earth just be laid waste?

Smellvin - 2008-03-11
This just screams: "THE TREES ARE ALL LAUGHING AT ME." Paranoid-schizophrenic cassowary?
kingarthur - 2008-03-11
No, for cassowaries, paranoid-schizophrenia is just the normal state of affairs.

Camonk - 2008-03-11
That first tree there is scared as shit. Tree's like oh shit man just calm down just calm down man I didn't mean it.
Vicious - 2008-03-11
The boundless rage of the giant Australian chicken.
RandomFerret - 2008-04-29
You mean the Lesser Australian Velociraptor. That's the closest comparison.

RockBolt - 2008-03-11
Nice tags
BHWW - 2008-03-11
"Screw you, trees! FUCK YOU!"
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-03-16
"Fucking trees...think they fucking own me...YOU DO NOT FUCKING OWN THIS CASSOWARY!"
Caminante Nocturno - 2008-06-07
Birds are assholes.
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-19
Next: Cassowary VS Dede, the Tree Man.
Squeamish - 2008-07-07
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-07-07
"They put me away for killing the trees. See, there's a building in the arctic full of science dudes that make an assload of oxygen every day. They take water molecules and cut off the hydrogen atoms until all that's left is oxygen."

"They throw it out the window and since there is a lot of wind in the arctic the oxygen flows real fast to us and we breathe it. The trees really fucking hate this. I mean, they make air for us all the time and now we don't need 'em. That'd piss you off, right? So now it's starting. Trees fall on dudes' cars and shit, dudes huff and puff about their cars and use up air..."

"...And the trees stop making air. I think you get my drift."

"Dogs piss on trees because they can sense the evil."
Lauritz Melchior - 2009-03-28
Good god! It looks like a giant break-dancing drumstick covered in warpaint!
ogmisce - 2010-04-22
pineapplejuicer - 2010-04-23
its like a bear bird
Killer Joe - 2011-05-19
Fuck em up, tiny!
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