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Desc:This cassowary has had it up to here with these goddamned trees.
Category:Nature & Places, Pets & Animals
Tags:kickboxing, cassowary, ear mites
Submitted:NoCode
Date:03/11/08
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Comment count is 24
kingarthur
Cassowaries will fuck you up.
ChocFullOfFunk
Cassowaries will fucking peck you wide open.

FatFatuousNation
Cassowaries will fucking peck you wide open and lay an egg in you.

joffe b
Cassowaries are goddamn terrifying
baleen

Another cool bird that will probably be extinct pretty soon.
Ersatz
I could be mstaken, but this looks like the Australia Zoo (Steve Irwin's zoo). The cassowaries I saw there apparently hate tomatoes.
Zoot42
Actually, Cassowaries just hate fucking everything. That is what makes them so badass.
And dangerous.

Camonk
So who'd win in a fight between a cassowary and a honey badger? Or would the earth just be laid waste?

Smellvin
This just screams: "THE TREES ARE ALL LAUGHING AT ME." Paranoid-schizophrenic cassowary?
kingarthur
No, for cassowaries, paranoid-schizophrenia is just the normal state of affairs.

Camonk
That first tree there is scared as shit. Tree's like oh shit man just calm down just calm down man I didn't mean it.
Vicious
The boundless rage of the giant Australian chicken.
RandomFerret
You mean the Lesser Australian Velociraptor. That's the closest comparison.

RockBolt
Nice tags
BHWW
"Screw you, trees! FUCK YOU!"
Rodents of Unusual Size
"Fucking trees...think they fucking own me...YOU DO NOT FUCKING OWN THIS CASSOWARY!"
Caminante Nocturno
Birds are assholes.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Next: Cassowary VS Dede, the Tree Man.
Squeamish
I SWEAR TO GOD, TREES, YOU PLAY YOUR FUCKING TREE MUSIC AT THREE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING ONE MORE TIME
j lzrd / swift idiot
"They put me away for killing the trees. See, there's a building in the arctic full of science dudes that make an assload of oxygen every day. They take water molecules and cut off the hydrogen atoms until all that's left is oxygen."

"They throw it out the window and since there is a lot of wind in the arctic the oxygen flows real fast to us and we breathe it. The trees really fucking hate this. I mean, they make air for us all the time and now we don't need 'em. That'd piss you off, right? So now it's starting. Trees fall on dudes' cars and shit, dudes huff and puff about their cars and use up air..."

"...And the trees stop making air. I think you get my drift."

"Dogs piss on trees because they can sense the evil."
Lauritz Melchior
Good god! It looks like a giant break-dancing drumstick covered in warpaint!
ogmisce
velocirapterrific
pineapplejuicer
its like a bear bird
Killer Joe
Fuck em up, tiny!
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