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Desc:creepy pedo villain from chitty chitty bang bang
Category:Classic Movies, Horror
Tags:pedophile, nightmare fuel, chitty chitty bang bang, child catcher
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Comment count is 26
baleen - 2008-03-11

I completely blanked this scene from my mind. That's pretty fucking creepy for a child to watch, but we used to raise tougher children. My parents would read me the original Grimm's with all the amputations and murders, and maybe that's why I love them so much.
Cheese - 2008-03-11
Yes, My parents would also read to me the Grimm version of CHITTY CHITTY FUCKING BANG BANG.

baleen - 2008-03-11

Please stop yelling at me.

cognitivedissonance - 2008-03-11
I'm one of the rare few proud owners of a Child Catcher action figure. It's staring down at me now. I have often wondered how much of Marilyn Manson's act is directly stolen from this guy.

Also, Benny Hill cameo.
garcet71283 - 2008-03-12
5 stars because I looked up that action figure... and it disturbs me greatly but also warms my heart that we would do this to a generation of children.

Would've gotten a proverbial 6 stars if he wore clown makeup, thereby pushing this into unfathomable levels of nightmare material.

Innocent Bystander - 2008-03-11
That's good parenting.

"Oh no here comes that child-catcher person. Don't go there, kids! Don't! Oh no, if only I could do something more than stand and yell..."
cognitivedissonance - 2008-03-11
That's not their parent. Their parent and his true-love-of-two-days are concurrently in the castle of the child-hating king, putting on a deeply disturbing song and dance number involving robot fetishization.

Innocent Bystander - 2008-03-11
You don't have to be someone's actual parent to parent them.

That's right, I like to verb words.

RandomFerret - 2008-03-11
'Parent' is a verb.
'Verb' is not.

rulestein - 2008-03-11
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish pedophile?

A: He was offering to sell candy to children.
citrusmirakel - 2008-03-11
There's no ice cream in that carriage. Clearly there's no freezer.

Stupid fucking kids, serves you right.
Camonk - 2008-03-11
What I like is how he dumps any pretense whatsoever and is just all, Yeah I've got a cage on my wagon and I'm carryin' children in it. What're you gonna do, local constabulary?
Cinnamon Imperialist - 2008-03-12
Especially how he throws off his colorful overcoat and parades around in clothes he stole from Mary Poppins.

cognitivedissonance - 2008-03-12
He IS the local constabulary! I wish this movie wasn't so fucked up, but he's a paid official of the king!

Camonk - 2008-03-21
See, that is an interesting fact, one among the hundreds that I've forgotten about this movie.

SARS - 2008-03-11
I've never seen this before - but that man is my new absolute hero
snothouse - 2008-03-11
Not in the book.
DrVital - 2008-03-12
Neither, almost ironically, is James Bond

racetraitor - 2008-03-12
This scene pissed me off when I was younger because those kids are fucking idiots and you never take candy from creepy men. They deserve to be carted off in a cage.
dead_cat - 2008-03-12
Jesus christ
Jeff Fries - 2008-03-12
Pederasty is so much more complicated today.
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-05-17
I'm pretty sure the Internet has made it less complicated, actually.

zatojones - 2008-06-30
I'm glad I never saw this movie as a kid
Xiphias - 2008-06-30
it would be a lot easier to steal those kids if you kept the giant cage covered up. Cheaper, too.
poples - 2008-07-01
Lollie pops! Ice cream! Rape pudding!

Kids. What a bunch of bastards. Serves them right.
yourdeadgirlfriend - 2009-09-02
Lmao me and my brother were talking about this movie a few days ago and I vaguely recalled this scene and explained it. He kept telling me I was full of shit.
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