Could've chosen a better shounen to die imitating, Cody.
It's not like there isn't a war or economy crisis going on that we should be worrying about. Let's attack those evil cartoons we can't seem to hide our children from!
|Cinnamon Imperialist |
A YouTube video of a YouTube video and kid being buried alive in 1 foot of sand. 5 stars for evil.
|Albuquerque Halsey |
missing "mmmmph mmmm mmmmpppff" tag
Missing the "darwin award" tag.
We're probably better off that children like this don't make it into adulthood.
|Jeff Fries |
Why why why are news people such horrible faggots
"The images are DISTURBING" + "The kind of neighborhood where you could leave a bicycle unattended overnight" = a distillation of everything that is historically wrong with local news. Having a dude named "Luke Doocey" don't hurt neither.
|Panasonic Relapse |
OH MY GOD. Those action figures can't breathe!
:( that's my home town right there.
The youtube comments are so awesome, because at least half of them are weeaboos chortling about how STUPID GAIJIN NEWS ANCHOR CAN'T PRONOUNCE NARUTO CORRECTLY.
Man, the action figure footage is way more awesome than I was expecting. THESE CHILDREN HAVE BEEN SUSPECTED OF PLAYING IMAGINATION GAMES
Imagination is your child's ticket to a world of adventure! An adventure called DEATH.
I volunteer at a place in Seattle where many young kids come to play and run around screaming. After this was on the local news, at least six children told me about it in tones of awe and horror.
"Hey, there was this boy? And he was playing like something he saw on TV? And he died from sand!"
So five stars just for this newscast making my volunteer shift more amusing.
Ok so the kid saw cartoon characters UPSET about being buried in sand and that made him WANT to be buried alive? The more I hear about this story the dumber I think that kid must have been.
|Mad Struggle |
I hope they gave him a desert funeral.
Did you hear those kids on that video? They were bloodthirsty, and coming for your children next!
They have nothing on the drunk guy who imitated Scorpion from Mortal Kombat and brained a four year old. Also thank god the Fox News them were to strung out on excremental crack to get a hold of this story. "Clearly this shows we didnt nuek enough."
Cody failed his Sand Ninja initiation rite.
Was it really that much of a privacy concern that they couldn't show the fucking sandbox? And I wasn't really clamoring to see it anyway. Why did they feel it worth mentioning? That ate up valuable seconds they could have spent shouting 'danger' keywords at us!
This is probably the best example of media sensationalism I have ever seen. Also, a 5th grader was buried under a foot of sand and died? Something tells me he was a little out of shape.
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