lul wut?

I am rating this a five. I haven't even watched it; I just really love the phrase "An innocent dog of peace."

I'm glad I saw that

YOU GO

In the dog's defense, old people are absolutely delicious.

Thank God it wasn't a poodle or a dachshund!

1 star for submitting your own submission?

two stars for tag atrocities.

YOUGEHAWAYFROMHERE

Those flaming bags of dog shit that the neighborhood kids keep leaving on your porch aren't his fault, Pop.

I love the fact that he doesn't realize he is just making the dog more excited.

LISTEN YOU, PITBULLS AREN'T DANGEROUS, IT DIDN'T EVEN SEVER A MAJOR ARTERY HERE

and then he stands, frozen in time, the deathless warrior

He ain't exactly Atticus Finch, is he?

Once a dog was attacking me and I was yelling just like this, but the dog never ran away. I then kicked it in the face with my boot. Then it ran away. This guy got lucky.

Dude is pretty ballsy, I think. I mean, he comes into the neighbourhood to ask people why all niggers are faggots, somebody gets crazy and sics a hound and the Old Man squares his shoulders at the problem.

YouTube comments are gold, as usual.

THE DOG WANTED TO PLAY AND THIS MAN IS ABUSING HIM PIT BULLS ARE THE SWEETEST MOST INNOCENT ANIMALS EVER CREATED IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

The old man and the dog are clearly teaming up to fight ghosts.

An extra star for the moment of silence at the end

Hahahah. All the stars in the world for this one, and for the YouTube comments. Awesome.

That conversation, now translated:

"Sir, you have to come home right away, your wife is having a heart attack!"
"RARARARARARARAARRAHHH"
"Sir, please, if you follow me, you need to save the little girl who fell down a well near your house...time is urgent!"
"RARARARARARARARARARARAHHHH"
"Sir, you are about to be in the middle of a zombie attack...they're headed this way and if you come with me I'll lead you to freedom!"
"HAHHHYOUGETAWAYFROMHERE!"
"Oh the hell with it."

They woke the jungle up with that one.

5 stars for title alone.

FIVE STARS

THESE ARE BRAVE PANDAS

Grandpa is stronger than Pit Bull!

Hey, it's one of the old guys from the Simpsons arcade game!

I love the flailing, I love the shouting, I love how it starts without context. I love this clip.