Somewhere in the darkest corner of a forbidding basement, Billy Buttsex dreams of a brighter tomorrow. He logs on to his favorite video website and posts a comment about a Hilary Clinton video. We shift agog from the promise resounding from his words.
I wish Billy Buttsex would post more because all of his words are amazing. He is like what would happen if you took frank rizzo and solro and you made them pee together onto a flowerbed of red white and blue carnations. He is half latino.
I want to see Hillary and Obama along with prime cuts from their constituency decide this via a 'You-Got-Served'-style dance-off. Complete with Bill falling for some young hot piece of ass who's secretly an intern for Obama's gang and is just screwing him so she can steal all their dance moves for the explosive finale.