|FatFatuousNation - 2008-03-15 |
Couldn't finish it. I'll give it three stars on the off-chance that there's something good at the end
|Aelric - 2008-03-15 |
ten thousand bay say
|AgentOrange - 2008-03-15 |
mongolescent inbred gives boring review, five stars.
|baleen - 2008-03-15 |
Come on. This kid is great. Pure kid review, done by massively insecure, awkward dork. The only thing I like is this kid's movie reviews. He also likes such shitty movies. "10,000 B.C., I love this film... It's not all this mushy crap, like romance?" And yes the relationship advice at the end is worth the price of admission.
|EvilHomer - 2008-03-15 |
Fuck that. I took my girlfriend to see Semi-Pro, and it went perfectly aside from the fact that she refused to have sex with me for the following three weeks.
|PlushJake - 2008-03-15 |
One star for using a YouTube featured video.
Where do you children get all these rules of etiquette? I am amazed.
Seriously, you're discriminating based on brand name? You're one of those assholes who automatically one star any video with a water mark, aren't you?
if dead_cat 5 stars this, we're all doomed.
|MurgatroidMendelbaum - 2008-03-15 |
I'd like to see this edited down to just the first and last five seconds.
This guy knows what he's talking about.
|Enjoy - 2008-03-15 |
I like how he channels Naruto to make his announcements.
|themilkshark - 2008-03-15 |
5 stars just for the last 5 seconds... LAWL
|Frank Rizzo - 2008-03-15 |
everyone that gave this 4-5 stars should be murdered.
F is for Fun!
A is for Awesome!
G is for Guys!
Put 'em together and what do you get? The Frank Rizzo guide to PoeTV ratings!
cue visit from the FBI in 3...2...1...
what is this website coming to. for jesus christ. god damn it. can you just leave me alone?
|tamago - 2008-03-16 |
Five stars so INTERNET LEGEND FRAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNKKKK RIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZO will come and murder me. And also for the last 25 seconds.
|NoCode - 2008-03-16 |
Cave men didn't develop any bad language.
Whatever, this is five stars all the way if you've actually seen the horror that is 10,000 B.C. Trust me, it makes Jawsus' opinion of the movie five-star hilarious.
|Dinky Patterson - 2008-03-16 |
His Rambo review raised the bar too high for this one. The haircut helped, though.
|Quad9Damage - 2008-03-16 |
Wow, so much to go over here. I'll just make a list.
First, turn the volume down for the first and last five seconds. Jesus Christ.
Second, 13 year olds and Web 2.0 just... they don't go well together. I really wish they would focus on homework instead of putting themselves on Youtube.
Third, "Cave men didn't develop bad language" and "there were no explosions because it was prehistoric" were the funniest lines I've heard all day.
Fourth, whenever I watch one of his videos I always make "meh" "ehh" "maaanh!" noises over his speech, out loud. I can't help myself.
Fifth, he just gave me dating advice.
4 out of 5 stars!
|a flaming monkey - 2008-03-16 |
The Africans and the Eskimos worked well together to take down the Egyptians...
|Dr. Smooth - 2008-08-09 |
I didn't even notice there was no swearing, THAT'S how good this movie was.
|phalsebob - 2008-08-12 |
Just skip to the last 5 seconds. That's all you need to see.
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