Unmerciful Crushing Force
Really, I think we all underestimate the sheer ubiquity of Starcraft in the South Korean market until actually meeting someone from South Korea. It's worse than fucking Pokemon.

-1 for no additional pylons.

Doctor Arcane
Yeah that's just disturbing. I mean American kids these days don't even know what Starcraft is *shake cane*

Cinnamon Imperialist
Starcraft is still so popular in Korea there's actually a book that teaches you English using Starcraft's unit names.

EvilHomer
I went to school with a bunch of Korean kids, and every so often they'd introduce me to the latest Starcraft-themed Korean rap song tearing up the Korean charts. I remember one of them featured the line "My love is like a Zergling rush, fast and hard". The Terran and 'Toss fans among us used to joke that the line should be "premature and unsatisfying".

Starcraft is heroin for those people.

Deconvolution
I like my women the way I like my zerglings. Fast, cheap and in pairs.

SecretJunk
5 nerd points right here

zatojones
Holy shit. Wiki says "As of May 21, 2007, StarCraft has sold 9.5 million copies worldwide, with 4.5 million of those copies being sold in South Korea"

Squeamish
Wow. When a comedian can do impressions of a PC video game on a television program AND GET APPLAUSE FOR IT, you know there's something wrong.

Smellvin
South Korea has about 50,000,000 people. That must mean that over 90% of the Korean population engages in computer piracy.

poopskin
you don't see American comedians riffing on --insert wildly popular videogame here-- though, do you? Nevertheless, funny stuff

Unmerciful Crushing Force
Then he's probably a North Korean spy. You've blown his cover. You know your patriotic duty now.

Aoi
Starcraft Unit Naming becomes the 'Who won the World Series' testing method on the Korean Peninsula in the 21st century.

Camonk
Or, more likely, dude is a fucking liar. It's like when a guy laughs and says, No I don't like porn, I think it's just ridiculous, I mean it's even kind of funny...

That Korean dude loves Starcraft like it's his wife.

jerrysp702
The Korean guy in your lab is Korean?

Aubrey McFate
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