Gamara II I used to think dauschunds were horrible purse-dogs, but I have realized the error of my ways. Thank you, portal of breaking down negative canine stereotypes.
Billy the Poet I hope that thing has a shutoff timer, or some clever man's dog is going to be dead of exhaustion in 12 hours or so.
StanleyPain Pretty cool, but damn noisy and a little lazy. Play with your dog, huh?
Still, cute and I don't think I've ever met a dachshund that actually liked to fetch.
fluffy Give the dog an automatic feeder and then it's like you don't have to pay any attention to your pet at all!
Repomancer If you don't mind being knee-deep in poop after a few days.