|MaulLove - 2008-03-20 |
Very creepy, gotta love the dad taking her on dates. This makes me want to believe it's a parody, with how disgusting this comes off as.
|mouser - 2008-03-20 |
Purity balls dads!
|The Great Hippo - 2008-03-20 |
A room full of balding men awkwardly groping underage girls as they stumble around aimlessly to jazz music that even Kenny G would designate as 'bland'? What the fuck is this? Japan?
Seriously, though--they're willing to do this with boys? Because I DEFINITELY want to see the accompanying video--imagine a room full of infertile graying hags desperately clinging to the walking remnants of their long-withered wombs, screeching like a pack of vultures as they finish their unholy pact to protect the poor little urchins from all those sinful harlots.
This is EXACTLY that, except it's got a much more creepy pedo vibe to it. I hope all those men lose their dicks in Bible-study/circle-jerk related accidents and all those girls not only get laid, but experience orgasms of mind-shattering intensity.
The Great Hippo
Let me clarify: I want these girls to have consensual, legal sex, and not just experience orgasm, but orgasm SO HARD that they are reduced to vegetables and become wards of the state. I want to see a doctor come out to the waiting family, clipboard in hand, shaking his head ruefully, saying: "There's nothing we can do. I'm afraid this orgasm is... Terminal."
thank god you clarified, psychopants
|RockBolt - 2008-03-20 |
Home schooled, I'm shocked
|TeenerTot - 2008-03-20 |
Dress your daughter like Jessica Rabbit in the name of Purity!
|afp3683 - 2008-03-20 |
I'd hit it (not the fat one)
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-03-20 |
"If Angela gets it wrong, and if Angela becomes pregnant, my heart will be hurt, but I will love her nonetheless."
That line, coupled with the final shot, is the most disturbing and unnerving experience I've had in weeks.
"If Angela gets it wrong, and if Angela becomes neck deep in deepthroat gangbang videos, my heart will be hurt, but I will love her nonetheless...
..... and collect all her Blu-Rays."
|Billy Buttsex - 2008-03-20 |
I've said it before and I'll say it again: you guys will find perversity in the purest and noblest of things.
The Great Hippo
Your daughter carries half your genetic material; instinctively, you have an interest in who's forking up the other half. They have carried that impulse to its logical bat-shit insane extreme. Training your children to never have sex before marriage because of some long obsolete gene that demands you protect their precious wombs from foreign invaders is not noble. It's just stupid.
There was a long discussion with Mr. Buttsex here on a related video I submitted. He believes that little girls need purity balls because they're too dumb to keep their legs together otherwise.
He also doesn't understand why making your daughter promise you her virginity until she's married is creepy.
|citrusmirakel - 2008-03-20 |
Dear Purity Ball Fathers,
Just a quick note. Wanted to thank you for all the future talent you're providing for us.
The Porno Industry
PS: Hit us up later when you need a discount.
|revdrew - 2008-03-20 |
Why does society condone this sick, unnatural behavior?
|SARS - 2008-03-21 |
"it's not just for girls"
Taking your son on a date to a purity ball, and later coercing him into chastity: serial killer material.
Also, every man at the PURITY ball has shot cum inside a woman...
|Dinky Patterson - 2008-03-21 |
I guess it was too much to hope for that at around 4:00 that knight would hit the woman over the head with a chicken.
|Screwtape - 2008-03-21 |
Teabaggin' for Jesus with my Purity Balls.
|uekibachi - 2008-03-21 |
he said god gave his daughters the need to feel loved
god also gave her the need to want a big juicy cock rubbed inside her until she can't take it anymore.
looks like someone's gone cherry pickin again
|Quad9Damage - 2008-03-21 |
"Females were created to feel accepted by men."
"I offer myself as a priceless gift to my husband."
"God created men and women separate, even though in the world today we wanna think they're the same..."
"Just going out with guys and doing things that aren't right.. kissing..."
Every time I watch one of these videos, I have a flashback to the Baptist preacher who visited my college campus and yelled that pre-marital kissing is a sin and that women wearing jeans are dressed immodestly because "jeans were designed to enhance the shape of the buttocks." When I remembered that, and heard the quotes from this video I listed above, and the following started repeating itself over and over and over in my hurting head: "There are people in this country who still think this way. There are people in this country who still think this way. THERE ARE PEOPLE. IN THIS COUNTRY. WHO STILL THINK THIS WAY."
Does anybody here have any aspirin?
|RegularJosh - 2008-03-21 |
All the wives are creepy, esecially the skeletor looking chick.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-07-15 |
The moment at three minutes in = AWKWARD
Also "dancing with boys my age is wrong but if my dad wants to do it then I'm there!". Now watch as Angela dates a pagan who likes to get down and dirty in public.
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