Honey pie, lady, baby, pleeeeeeeeeeease, I just want to fuck me a fish!

huh. never saw the movie, but that music gave me flashbacks of the time when I was a kid that I had to go on an 8 hour car ride with this old dude who played the same lawrence welkian tape over and over the whole way. it was worse than the questions he asked about my masturbation habits.

No, it's not a fetish. It's a romantic abnormality. Don Knotts is way keen.

Don Knotts gets very happy at the thought of mankind dying out and being replaced by another species.

I thought this was creepy even as a wee tyke.

Oh Jesus that tank is way overstocked, and mixing goldfish and angelfish and tetras and gouramis; if his wife didn't make him take them back 99% of them would have been dead by the next morning.

Also, DAS LIMPET! DAS LIMPET!