Easter = Child Abuse Week

Wonderful!

I prefer the spammy messages about abused children coming back as murderous ghosts unless you repost this 99 times.

YouTube comments might also be worth a look...

"Think child abuse is a crime?

Stop murdering your OWN babies by ABORTION!"

-BeMOMnotaKILLER

I need to stop submitting stuff anonymously to the hopper.

So is the twist ending that the little girl suddenly transformed into an 80's power ballad singer?

I have to admit that I didn't see that coming.

Kids, please DO NOT take it directly to Jesus. It is your responsibility to ensure that the problem is resolved at the lowest level possible so as not to squander organizational resources. To that end, kindly follow the below ORDER OF ESCALATION.

1. Older sibling
2. Mom and/or Dad
3. nice old Mrs. Fenstermacher at the daycare center
4. Help Desk (when following up on a previously opened trouble ticket that has not yet been resolved, please include the ticket number)
5. Chief Financial Officer
6. Local constabulary
7. President Pro Tem of the Senate
8. Jesus

If no corrective action has been taken in a reasonable timeframe, or you are not satisfied with the remedy, only then should you consider elevating the request to the next level.

Eh, Muslims kids is made a' rubba.

"wild and angry hands" makes me picture a musical number.

Oh this is going on the favorites.

A storm called HURRICANE MY FISTS.

Jesus.