Gee whiz have disney songs gone downhill or what.
BICEPS TO SPARE
I really liked this and Aladdin, sue me.
ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY DECORATING!
Gotta love a movie that forced the acadamy to make a best animated picture catagory because they didn't want to give best picture to a cartoon.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Gaston: Proving that French people are difficult to strangle, and more difficult to tolerate drinking with.
It would be interesting to see Soft Cell's 'Sex Dwarf' dubbed over this.
That song is pretty funny!
I forgot to add, -1 for generic character designs and -1 for looking like a don bluth movie
|Killer Joe |
I watched this with my nephew and niece awhile ago. It's really ugly compared to the other disney stuff of the time.
I wish his heart had exploded in his chest when he said he had eaten four dozen eggs a day all his life.
I watched this with a straight face up until "They'd tell you whose team they'd prefer to play on!"
So that's what makes this homoerotic. I was wondering where that and the funny or horrible was and had assumed all the fiving was coming from nostalgia and animation types.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Andreas Deja based Gaston on several guys he knew at the gym who were all gay alpha male queens that he didn't like for turning him down. Thus, Gaston was born.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
The little sycophant was always the icing on the gay cake. Also, he was so trying to get Belle to be his beard. Because, really.
fuck this noodling bullshit
Instant five stars.
|Dummy Rum |
This pisses me off because of all the beer that gets spilled. Think of the beer!
This is a great example of the fact that if you're going to have a song in your movie, have it do something!
Beer is flammable?
Oh my god. It's been at least ten years since I even THOUGHT about this movie, and it turns out I know the lyrics by heart.
The VHS tape of this movie must have bugged the hell out of my parents.
I never understood why Gaston was the bad guy. If it weren't for MAGIC Beast would be the exact same type of asshole as him.
That's an awful lot of beer for a G-rated movie.
Disney could probably put a five-minute groping scene in one of its movies, and people would still call it a wonderful family film.
It's so UNFAIR!!!
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