Senator_Unger I wish his heart had exploded in his chest when he said he had eaten four dozen eggs a day all his life.
Westward I watched this with a straight face up until "They'd tell you whose team they'd prefer to play on!"
kingarthur So that's what makes this homoerotic. I was wondering where that and the funny or horrible was and had assumed all the fiving was coming from nostalgia and animation types.
Rodents of Unusual Size Andreas Deja based Gaston on several guys he knew at the gym who were all gay alpha male queens that he didn't like for turning him down. Thus, Gaston was born.
Rodents of Unusual Size The little sycophant was always the icing on the gay cake. Also, he was so trying to get Belle to be his beard. Because, really.
RandomFerret Oh my god. It's been at least ten years since I even THOUGHT about this movie, and it turns out I know the lyrics by heart.
The VHS tape of this movie must have bugged the hell out of my parents.
RomancingTrain I never understood why Gaston was the bad guy. If it weren't for MAGIC Beast would be the exact same type of asshole as him.
Mayberry Pancakes I always felt that way as a kid! The Beast is the exact same kind of douche, only uglier. Belle's taste is nothing if not suspect.
"I'm especially good at expeeeeeeeectorating!" is one of the most bizarre and hilarious lines I have ever heard in a Disney movie. Also, wow preload image.
Quad9Damage That's an awful lot of beer for a G-rated movie.
Caminante Nocturno Disney could probably put a five-minute groping scene in one of its movies, and people would still call it a wonderful family film.
It's so UNFAIR!!!
RomancingTrain Too bad this was only a four minute groping scene.
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