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Desc:Watch and remember just how awesome this movie was
Category:Classic Movies, Stunts
Tags:Matrix, neo, Morpheus
Submitted:zatojones
Date:03/21/08
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Comment count is 37
baleen - 2008-03-21

NO.
mouser - 2008-03-21
YES.

Cinnamon Imperialist - 2008-03-21
SOMEWHAT HAPPILY ENDORSE

Adramelech - 2008-03-21
You have lost your soul.

baleen - 2008-03-21

No. This is TERRIBLE TERRIBLE. Matrix is TERRIBLE TERRIBLE. TERRIBLE.

TERRIBLE.

But I admit if I were just five years younger and I did not believe that the black lady was the worst attempt at a Syd Fieldian SAGE CHARACTER and if the idea of robots using human beings for their energy (?) was not so absurd in the worst 50's way (if it was 50s style I would dissolve gladly) then what the fuck, at least use Dan Simmons' model of neural computational space, but energy? FUCK YOU HOMOS. ALSO THERE ARE OTHER THINGS I HATE.

But honest if I saw this when I was young and not 19ish I would think it was one of the greatest movies ever made.

I know that technically under historically established POE rules I am not allowed near the internet when I am drunk I have to put my foot down.

Matrix is a piece of shit. It is a terrible movie. It is terrible.
Artificial intelligence kung fu.

Seriously fuck you. Life can be so much better. dare to dream. Obama 08.

Cinnamon Imperialist - 2008-03-22
OH MY GOD

This guy has a macro when he lands off of a fuckin' flight like a griffin, he yells FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAG

oddeye - 2014-03-21
"Hello everyone I am here" oh my gawd.

Adham Nu'man - 2008-03-21
It was allright... but...
TheSurgeon - 2008-03-21
Baleen is a joyless dick.
Caminante Nocturno - 2008-03-21
I didn't actually watch this, but it did give me the idea to watch the Rifftrax version. That deserves four stars.
coprolalia - 2008-03-21
Fistfulls of joints fly out of his pockets.

BHWW - 2008-03-21
"And I shall assume a fruity ballerina pose."

DrVital - 2008-03-21
Five stars for the Rifftrax version!

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2008-03-21
When this first came out, it was what I needed. I'm less conflct-minded now, but it's still pretty cool.
Killer Joe - 2008-03-21
I like the Matrix, just cause I got to watch the 2nd one's premiere in Grauman's Chinese Theatre. But this part is pretty badass, regardless.
grimcity - 2008-03-21
AGAIN!

I love the way Morpheus says that.
yeahjim - 2008-03-22
"You think that's air you're breathing now?"

This movie was great to watch in theaters without knowing anything about it beforehand. Oh yay woohoo something about guns and Keanu and and the internet and HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT, YES!

FABIO2 - 2008-03-21
Saying the first Matrix movie sucked too is a pretty surefire litmus test of being a jaded anti-mainstream faggot.

If this exact same sequence starred Uma Thurman and Sonny Chiba, said faggots would gush all over it.
revdrew - 2008-03-21
Sort of like Star Wars, it's the sequels and fans that have ruined it for me. I was blown away when I saw this in the theaters.
Monchiles Monchiles - 2008-03-21
Isn't that weird how rapid fandom tends to do that? Five stars for Keanu Reeves alone.

hornung - 2008-03-21
when larry waits for canoe to hit the ground after the flip, that's good. that is a dumb maneuver in all kungfu movies and should stop.
B. Weed - 2008-03-21
I've never seen the Matrix, and its fans make me even less interested in seeking it out. But credit where credit's due-- that's a fun fight scene!
Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2008-03-21
You should see the shower rape scene.

kiint - 2008-03-23
and the schnauser and vaseline scene

lolcoolj - 2008-03-21
The people who consatntly talk about how bad this movie is are as bad as the people who talk about how great it is.
Syd Midnight - 2008-03-22
I have not read all this shit, but listen you assholes.

I can watch all 3 Matrix movies in 2 hours, because I only watch the good bits. If you only watch the good bits, the movies ruled.

Quit being pretty prissies and admit that the car chase in "Reloaded" ruled, and that the whole series is good if you cut out everything but the good littkle bits. K you assfucks?
Syd Midnight - 2008-03-22
ps. I do not count this amongst the "good bits". People with chainguns vs robots is cooler than this crap, that is true.

CornOnTheCabre - 2008-05-18
uh, really?

watch Michael Bay movies much?

KnowFuture - 2008-03-22
Just like with Star Wars, if you're too jaded for the first Matrix movie, you're too jaded. Irony broke you and there is no fix.

baleen - 2008-03-22

pretty much.

zatojones - 2008-03-22
i liked them all
grimcity - 2008-04-20
I'm one of the few that did as well.

Jeff Fries - 2008-03-22
I remember when this clip was shorter and with farting
Hooker - 2008-03-23
The Matrix is a good movie that's better than the sum of its parts. You take an individual scene out of context and its pretty glaring faults suddenly materialize.
Poverty - 2008-04-06
It's great by kung-fu movie standards
commandocucumber - 2008-10-13
i thoroughly enjoyed the first one. the others weren't as good though.

i know the ideas in it have been explored before in other movies. (see dark city), but the matrix isn't a bad movie by any means. its sequels are, yes. its fans and rediculous popularity are, yes. but the ideas in the movie itself are interesting and the movie presents them to us in a pretty awsome way.

i also love seeing keanu reeves getting the shit beat out of him.
Lies, lies, LIES! - 2009-11-12
The only real star in this flick was Yuen Wo Ping.
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