Needs a "sweded" tag, as does the entire Indian film industry.

are these the same folks who made the shot-per-shot oldboy ripoff?

So indian women still aren't good enough to be included in cardboard strewn ripoffs of action movies?

It just looks like a parody. Did they have a VHS bootleg on set to watch so they know what to copy?

Infinite points for that Keanu doppleganger (or his stunt double) doing what appears to be an ACTUAL, not string assisted cartwheel. It makes the scene beautiful.
(how do you spell 'Keanu' again?)

five stars for the giant cutlass knife-thing in his jacket

Somewhere, someone paid money to see this.

four stars +1 when I realized that some of the "commandos" were wearing biker/paintball helmets.

The low production values make it seem like the porn version of a popular movie.

I picture this as an Indian immigrant's fantasies about what America is like, right before stepping on shore for the first time.

Actually this was released 2 years before the Matrix.

"Awara Paagal Deewana (English: Wayward, Crazy and Insane) is a 2002 Bollywood action comedy directed by Vikram Bhatt. The film is a remake of the American film The Whole Nine Yards. "

THE WHOLE NINE YARDS.

"See, they can't sue us because we don't have a Trinity character, so ours is different. It's the perfect crime!"