All hail the genius of Alan Ormsby!


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0650276/

That dog really shouldn't have given him attitude

I died for you, Doc. You could at least do the same for me!

this is what I've been saying all along!!
YOU CAN KILL ANY SMALL ANIMAL JUST BY STRANGLING IT!!! A sword is fine also.

-5 stars for "boring"

+5 for that kid at the end, awesome save!!

THEY TEACH YOU KARATE ANDY? I'M LEARNIN' IT

Okay, I'm a shell-shocked soldier, I've seen a lot of terrible things, and my mind has been severely effected by them. What the best thing for me?

Oh, of course! 70's children who never shut up!

fucking brilliant.

The mind of the PoeTV animal video voter.

War: what is it good for? B movie screenwriters apparently.

I think this was the inspiration for the carnie scene in Darkman.