If I was this little brownshirt's dad I would have taken out my razor and slashed my forehead a few times. Then I would have taken some raw hamburger and just ate it in front of the kid's face. Then I would have told him to listen to Supernanny or else he'd get "The Scorcher."
SenilePlacebo - 2008-03-28 The kid is cussing? No way, what a little bastard.
Personally, I like the German better because it leaves it up to my imagination... and German just sounds like such an imaginative language.
Smellvin - 2008-03-27 This is why I'm the most pro-choice person in the world. Abortions ought to be available up to and including the 43rd trimester.
athodyd - 2008-03-27 Weird how they seem to have managed to raise one normal kid before him.
Also, olive-skinned German women are by far the hottest kind of German.
Rudy - 2008-03-27 Maybe you missed the part where the "normal" was playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas?
Future school shooter.
Panasonic Relapse - 2008-03-27 Hey man, just because a young kid plays violent video game does not incur him to go on a shooting rampage later in life. I started playing Doom when I was six and look where I am today.
Adham Nu'man - 2008-03-27 Don't you wish teh internets had a button to cause intense testicular pain to the subjects of youtube videos?
StanleyPain - 2008-03-27 I was wondering what happened to the Unreal Tournament kid.
rulestein - 2008-03-27 Why were the parents letting the kid hit them? Are they not allowed to spank kids and lock them in their room in Germany?
kiint - 2008-03-27 what do we do with children who hit? we bury them in the back yard until they learn to behave themselves
NoCode - 2008-03-27 No wonder Lukas is such a little shit. His mom runs off and cries whenever he spits at her or lands a gentle ninja kick on her abdomen.
wtf japan - 2008-03-28 They could withstand the economic strangling of the Treaty of Versailles. They survived the brutal fire bombings of WWII. They persevered through the crippling oppression of Soviet occupation. But nothing could prepare them for LUKAS: DIE FUNFJAEHRIGER.
kingarthur - 2008-03-28 As a former child therapist:
1. This would earn the little bastard a Haldol shot.
2. I recommend using one of those shock collars. Skinner's methods may be brutal, but they sure are effective.